munched

A past-tense verb describing the action that occurred when one vehicle met another with unhappy results. Usually, one vehicle has new accordion shaped body parts (rear-ending) or has a section crushed (under a 2nd vehicle).

Can also describe the action taken while using a vehicle as a means to run over/crush an object.

Holy smokes, that truck munched the heck out of that car!
That driver better watch who she's cutting off or she'll get munched.
While four-wheeling this weekend, I totally munched some cedar.

by thekelty May 13, 2009

munch

1. to eat snack foods
2. to fall hard when skateboarding

1. munchin' on the grubbage
2. Jake munched it hard and broke a tooth

by hephe March 29, 2005

Munch

A scrub or a pussy, some kid who's shit at everything

That kid missed a shot, he's a munch

by Carsonisafag November 16, 2016

Munch

To eat quickly. If you have a short amount of time, you have to munch. It is something you often see the Lunch Crew doing.

(Just received your food) Wow bro! We got like ten minutes until class starts... We gotta munch!

by Groves Warriors September 1, 2009

Munch

A group of three or more lesbians. A "munch" is to lesbians as a herd is to cattle, a gaggle is to geese, or a school is to fish for example.

I had the brainstorm of getting my elderly grandfather a new flannel shirt for Christmas and as I burst through the flannel shirt store door it was standing room only because a "munch" of lesbians were also doing their Christmas shopping.

by Wheredidja Gotohighschool July 11, 2008

Munch

The act of creating a verbal faux pas.

When words are mispronounced or substituted for similar sounding words by accident; similar to malapropisms.

Originates from PC World, Croydon, England, 2011.

Salesman: So sir, which kind of phone contract are you looking for?
James: Something cheap as I have a really good deal right now.
Salesman: Oh really, what deal are you on?
James: Well, at the minute I pay five pounds a munch.
*Salesman and other customers snigger and chortle*
...
James: A month! Five pounds a month!

by EmmaIsDefinitelyAwesome June 20, 2011

Munch

A dude who front for his friends but act different behind closed doors

“that munch ass nigga know what really go on “

by imadethis September 5, 2022