It's where rich people/celebrities go when they're convicted of a white-collar crime. Unlike regular prison, the conditions there are quite comfortable, and are comparable to being under house arrest at a country club. Sentences tend to be short as celebrities tend to not have to face the full wrath of the law like us commoners do, so they typically only get 1-2 years, or 4 if they did something truly heinous.
Commoner 1: "I can't believe (insert celebrity name here) only got 2 years in that Martha Stewart prison. They flattened a group of kids boarding a bus because they were hammered behind the wheel!"
Commoner 2: "Well I still can't believe (insert other celebrity name) only got community service. HE DEFECATED THROUGH A SUNROOF."
Commoner 2: "Well I still can't believe (insert other celebrity name) only got community service. HE DEFECATED THROUGH A SUNROOF."
by Suckmytoes_77 March 13, 2023
The path all simps eventually take when they are desperate, broke, stupid and horny enough to be manipulated by queens into fighting somebody or committing crimes for pussy they never get. Beating up an ex, a side piece, stealing cars to take her places, robbing Luis Vuitton to put clothes on her, stealing another simp's loot, running scams, drugs, whatever hustle it takes to stay on her hamster wheel of pussy.
Yo I'm doing time for dat bitch! She's my queen! Ima hit that ass when I get out tho! The pussy to prison pipeline is a round trip ticket bruh!
by The Original Donald Trump May 7, 2023
You dropped the soap
I dropped the soap and now I'll have gay prison sex
by CrungleChugger97 October 21, 2021
Prison Bitch Syndrome (or P.B.S) originated in prison and was done when a prison bitch would pull down his pants half way to expose his boxers (low riding). This told other guys that he was avaliable.
GUY 1~ When i went to see my friend who was in prison i found out he had Prison Bitch Syndrome!
GUY 2~ Oh crap, i didnt know he was gay!
GUY 2~ Oh crap, i didnt know he was gay!
by MR.MARZIPAN August 25, 2011
When someone calls you while they are driving in their car because they are bored. Many times they don't have a reason to call and make pointless chit chat to get through their boredom at your expense.
Strong signs of when you were just in Cell Phone Prison is when the caller immediately ends the conversation when they arrive at their destination.
Cell Phone Prison sentences can range from minutes to hours and often you are forced to serve time by no actions of your own.
Strong signs of when you were just in Cell Phone Prison is when the caller immediately ends the conversation when they arrive at their destination.
Cell Phone Prison sentences can range from minutes to hours and often you are forced to serve time by no actions of your own.
My friend calls me every day on her way home from work and ends the conversation when she pulls into her driveway. I frequently serve time in cell phone prison.
by Panther007 August 5, 2012
the response to a very insulting "your mom" joke; often used to make the deliverer of the insult to feel worse than you do
by hk zel March 10, 2019
The Stanford Prison Experiment is the act of voluntarily yet also involuntarily locking yourself in your bedroom. After a solid beatoff session (using lube) you are unable to even turn your doorknob because of the amount of lube on your hands.
"I was unable to leave my room Saturday. After beating off, I accidentally pulled a Stanford Prison Experiment"
by Adam182 August 19, 2019