A self righteous, uncaring self centered piece of work. Matt Allen's are as smart as a Allen key wrench set, but those are more useful. They have a horrible temper and are always red in the face. Your best friend one minute then stealing your shit the next. Basically a complete squid.
Dude 1: why do you think you have the right to do whatever you want?
Dude 2: because I'm Matt Allen!
Dude 2: because I'm Matt Allen!
by Brutus the toothless May 3, 2020
The Wild Tyson Allen is the most not-Swollest in the known universe . He eats like a Boar, and can't do a push-up to save his life. Every day he eats the exact same thing, and makes sure everyone can smell his beef, and beans. Powers include: Being able to not fit in a single door, and constantly smelling like farts. If encounter his wild animal proceed with caution. He will eat anything that is in a 100 meter radius. I caution you to walk slowly away, although he will never in a million years catch you because he's slow, and very top heavy. Combat suggestions would be to push him slightly as he would fall down, and won't have the core strength to get up. This creature will struggle to death. Be advised he is constantly farting, and the fatality is enough to kill everything in a one mile area. He the reason for the death of my home planet, and he doesn't even have infinite stones. Thanos watch out this is a force not to be provoked.
by Kill The Queen-Penticton May 18, 2018
What we call silly folks that make up their own definitions for words and then gets butthurt when they are given the correct definition online
I tried to explain the Chi to a guy, but he pulled an Allen Cavin on me and confused everyone with the new word.
by IanInstigator October 8, 2012
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by Kidthesid December 9, 2019
Daven Allen King is running away.
by Kidthesid December 9, 2019
Amazingly complex. Very confusing. Someone who has life together and is going somewhere big.
A life saver. Someone who has litteraly saved lives.
Very talented. An understanding person who can practically read your mind. He knows just how to make you feel better.
A life saver. Someone who has litteraly saved lives.
Very talented. An understanding person who can practically read your mind. He knows just how to make you feel better.
by Herculaneum May 27, 2012