Crunch

When you're doing your girl and you eat her out, and you hear a loud sound.

When u pull out a crunch bar in class.

by White boi69 September 26, 2019

Crunch Paw

When you are laying in bed or sitting on the couch and a dog steps on part of your body mercilessly.

I was having a great dream until my dog crunch pawed my nutsack.

by MillerLite6969 March 9, 2019

The act of kicking someone from an Xbox or PS4 party.

"BLAH BLAH HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR LOL GUYS REVIVE ME I HAVE THE RAYGUN"
"Cinnamon Toast Crunch"

by juckoboi November 25, 2018

When a man uses excel to model an investment, performing simple modifications on formulas to make a return, and produce a golden "nugget".

DR: "Weiner, you are so good at valuing real estate."
JW: "It's what I do. I work it 'til I know it'll crunch-nuggets."

by MintinMoney March 31, 2011

The feeling when your vagina recoils because you find something someone said/did so repulsive

have u heard of jamaican crab go crunch?

by catorgansontiktok December 25, 2020

When you go ham on a girls diserable bits

I muffin crunch Brandon's sister every night

by Bwaaaalker January 27, 2016