a french bag of shit you put on the porch of your uncles distant relative and set alight.
I stepped on a douche bag while throwing a nude photo at my ex
by dmurex May 23, 2022
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a complete moron that knows everything about nothing. all talk, pats himself on the back and takes credit for something he cannot do. one so full of himself and doesn't even realize it. insults other peoples intellect
My ex-boss Bruce Brower jr. Of Brower Plumbing and Heating of Trenton NJ is one of the biggest Douche bags known to man. Pretends to be connected with the Italian mob. Wears wife beater t-shirts and talks down to women. Lifts weights for his arms only with skinny legs. Pretends to know everything and threatens people with his famous words of "don't let me catch you on the street" total clown
by mr.beam June 9, 2014
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A Harsh Term For One To Use Upon One's Sister
Mum, the douche bag just tore up my porn,

Oops, sorry mate, i just fucked you're douche bag
by grantyfrajj June 4, 2009
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at this point you have pushed me so far that you don't deserve to be called anything more creative. you are such a douche bag that if you were shot in front of me I would just stare at you begging for mercy.
le douche: your a stupid faggot
me : I don't give a flying fuck. you are a douche bag and deserve nothing more then death
by somethingican May 25, 2020
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