Bashed out
Bashed out by Luke Aaron Masters July 16, 2008
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Bachelorsexual
When you are neither straight, homosexual, bisexual or any other type of sexual. You are just a nothing. A loner. You do not feel the need to be romantically involved with anyone.
Also see, failosexual.
Also see, failosexual.
a) I don't like anything. I'm bachelorsexual.
b)Matt says: Hey, wanna come home with me?
Suzy says: No.
Matt says: What if my sister came too?
Suzy says: No.
Matt says: What if my dog came too?
Suzy: No, god damnit! I'm bachelorsexual!
b)Matt says: Hey, wanna come home with me?
Suzy says: No.
Matt says: What if my sister came too?
Suzy says: No.
Matt says: What if my dog came too?
Suzy: No, god damnit! I'm bachelorsexual!
Bachelorsexual by thepersonthatrox January 30, 2009
Bachelor Shower
The culmination to one long, ridiculously dirty filled fantasy before the ultimate reality of marriage. The bachelor shower is a time for consolidation and reflection of the fact that the two nasty hookers you thought were hot, weren't. A time to wash away all the coke and weed out of your system. A time to cleanse yourself of the stripper sparkles, and vaginal residue. Lastly, a moment to figure out a way to say you can't buy the house you wanted, although this does not specifically need to happen for the shower to be considered a success.
MARY - Honey, how was the bachelor party in Vegas?
TED - (Pauses)More like a bachelor shower.
MARY - What was that honey?
TED - (Shakes his head) Eh, never mind, never mind.
MARY - OK,(puzzled)So, do you want to go turn in the paperwork on the mortgage for our new(Breaks a tear of happiness) Dream home!
TED - About that...
TED - (Pauses)More like a bachelor shower.
MARY - What was that honey?
TED - (Shakes his head) Eh, never mind, never mind.
MARY - OK,(puzzled)So, do you want to go turn in the paperwork on the mortgage for our new(Breaks a tear of happiness) Dream home!
TED - About that...
Bachelor Shower by psuedoben April 4, 2009
Lil Wayne basher
Guy 1:Dude Lil Wayne sucks soo bad. I don't know how he became famous.
Guy 2:Stop being a Lil Wayne basher he makes good music.
Guy 2:Stop being a Lil Wayne basher he makes good music.
Lil Wayne basher by Awesomeinbed September 12, 2010
Bachelor Brush
the act of brushing your teeth with a bare toothbrush because you don't have time or just ran out of toothpaste
Bachelor Brush by CBJDoe September 13, 2009
Basheer
Basheer is a name often used on white Lebanese people. They are also known to be so white that they can be used as artificial suns. They also embrace their basic white bitch personality; a Basheer who does things that he thinks makes him so unique or edgy but in all honesty are what all other basic bitches do, as well. Basic bitches often enjoy shoes and shit, if still in school basic bitches might also have a large collection of shoes and clothes. They often order Caramel Frappucinos with extra caramel and whipped cream at Starbucks, the only 'coffee shop' that they even know exists.