by Shawn Cheat February 21, 2022
bf: hey, where are you?
gf: with my friends, don't worry about it
bf: weird cuz they're with me
gf: i can explain
bf: you cheat
gf: with my friends, don't worry about it
bf: weird cuz they're with me
gf: i can explain
bf: you cheat
by ♏ January 5, 2021
(Verb) A synonym for jacking off due to the hand motion commonly used to reach a step goal on your Fitbit
Synonyms) Code 3, Jacking off
Synonyms) Code 3, Jacking off
by Anonymous0902 June 2, 2018
Becoming so irritated and finally cutting through a parking lot after wasting 30 minutes at a stop light.
Joe: "Dammit this light is taking forever."
Joe: "Fuck this!" *cuts through randalls parking lot"
Teddy: "WTF do you wanna get a ticket"
Joe: "Chill out man we're just cheating the light"
Joe: "Fuck this!" *cuts through randalls parking lot"
Teddy: "WTF do you wanna get a ticket"
Joe: "Chill out man we're just cheating the light"
by Laurenash13 May 29, 2010
the state of being single, but telling an interested woman that you have a girlfriend. this will incite the forbidden sexual thrill and spontaneity of the real thing, but does not actually involve hiding information from someone, hence the "vegan".
"What do you mean Sarah's really your cousin?"
"Yeah, I just told you she was my girlfriend. You sure outfucked her. That's vegan cheating for you."
"I guess I did, huh?"
"Yeah, I just told you she was my girlfriend. You sure outfucked her. That's vegan cheating for you."
"I guess I did, huh?"
by nochilliam November 6, 2022
by heyyybitxhes February 3, 2022
That guy hates his girlfriend and they aren't getting along. Young love leads to neat cheat sometimes.
by Ereck Flowers May 4, 2019