Cabbage stew

When you fart and pee in your bath water

I made a cabbage stew in the tub

by Jessica Starr January 2, 2020

Open a can of stew

Extreme defecation in a place other than a toilet

I had to open a can of stew so bad that I went all over the teacher's desk.

by Jenko Jarkin November 20, 2013

Stewing

The act of sitting/lying very still on a comfy surface, wrapped in blankets and wearing big hoodies for a long period of time. Often combined with watching tv, dozing and/or scrolling TikTok.

Noah: "where have you been all day Sam?"

Sam: "stewing"

by barkingatthebirds February 14, 2023

Cincinnati Stew

Cincinnati stew is large quantities of loose stool produced by eating too much Cincinnati Chili.

When Ryan lived in Hamilton County, he used to drive into town for Cincinnati Chili but he kept spending an hour on the shitter crapping out piles of Cincinnati Stew so he switched to only eating Hardee's when he wanted a hot lunch.

by Hot Franklin February 12, 2022

get stewed

When one gets blocked in a game of basketball, while he/she was shooting

Billy shoots the ball.

Andrew Blocks him.

Get stewed!!!! - Andrew

basket ball stewed blocked stuffed

by FLIP_726 February 28, 2014

Swamp Stew

When two individuals rub each other's anuses together to make a concoction known as swamp stew. It's known to be slightly salty. It originated in Portugal.

Me and My Bae gonna go home and make some of that swamp stew

by Veracocha August 2, 2018

Cookin’ up stew

When the band you are seeing at a live venue goes on a long and inspiring improvisational jam to the point where you forget where you are and become one with the universe.

Did you see that Dead show at Shoreline?

Yea man, John and Bobby were cookin’ up stew.

by Jack straw from Wichita March 16, 2018