Geographic Bachelor 

A man who is married, and travels for work a lot and claims he's bachelor while traveling away from home.

A man who works away from home alot, and never sees his family. And claims he is single while traveling and is away from his spouse.

I'm a Geographic Bachelor, meet me in houston.

Geographic Bachelor by The prey June 5, 2010

curry basher 

A person (usually Indian origin) covers their hands in the curry they ate the night before and proceed to masturbate with it whilst also feeding it to his Jap eye.

Sanjay: Mum your bloody vindaloo is too spicy! How am i supposed to feed it to my one eyed monster!

Mum: I'll make a Korma next time.

curry basher by Jiggaman April 15, 2005

bachelorize 

When a man gets dumped by his girlfriend and tries to cover up his humiliation by doing any of the following:
Buy a new wardrobe, buy some new electronics(tv, game system and games, new stereo, air conditioner) for the "bachelor pad", etc.

I called "so and so" this week to see how he was doing after I dumped him and he said he felt great. He went to Kmart and bought some clothes, an air conditioner, and digital cable. It was sad to see him blow all his money on getting bachelorized.

bachelorize by bluehoneykitty February 10, 2008

bachelor pad 

A Japanese futon for one.

"I got a nice studio apartment now in the Village, and it's not only a cool bachelor pad, but I also sleep ON my very cool bachelor pad every night."

-- Posted on a Tokyo bulletin board in Ikebukuro, July 2, 2009

bachelor pad by PRwiz101 July 4, 2009

baghead

Someboy who wears a bag on their head to keep the rain out of their hair. Usually a tramp. Can also refer to a gluesniffer.

"Fuck off you baghead"

baghead by Spandexandy August 21, 2009

Bush Basher

One who hates on George Bush, the 43rd president of the US, simply to jump on the bandwagon, when they actually know nothing of his campaign other than vague clichés.

13 year old Bush Basher: BUSH SUCKS I'M SO GLAD OBAMA'S COMING INTO OFFICE HE'S BETTER THAN BUSH. I KNOW THIS BECAUSE HE'S BLACK; NOT BECAUSE I KNOW HIS PRINCIPLES OR ANYTHING.

Intelligent person: *facepalm*

Bush Basher by Whole Grain Guaranteed January 26, 2009

Gay Basher 

An Absolute beast! Proof of not being a nazi, or gay!

Damn Fhagets! What Palm Beach Florida, and all of California Really Need r more gay bashers!

Gay Basher by $CREEDS$ June 18, 2008