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useless as a call-centre operative

Usually someone utterly, totally useless, but can be applied to inanimate objects. Lacking any empowerment, thus going so far as to be inactively obstructive.
Etymology: in the UK a number of large companies operate call-centres. When one attempts to call these to complain, the usual response from the responder (the call-centre operative) is feigned interest in the issue, involving lengthy explanations, then the final response is that they cannot authorise the issue in question as due to lack of authority. The issues can be of any magnitude. When asked to be passed to a manager, they claim the manager is unavailable and will call back (this is the inactive-obstructive part). This never occurs, so one calls again. The situation recurses.
c.f. "chocolate teapot"
I attempted to wipe my arse with some own-brand toilet paper, after wiping the paper looked clean but the disgusting skiddies in my kecks later showed it was as useless as a call-centre operative.
by monsieur_tm December 30, 2013
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Operation Babarrossa

An operation by the nazi leader Adolf Hitler,The Operation is to attack Union of Soviet Socialist Republics until Moscow.
It failed because the russian winter is cold than any other country winter.
Jane:Operation Babarrossa Failed due the winter in Russia let the germans tank fuel failed to work,the winter cause a lot of tank fuel freezed,of course the german army freezed to death
by Gopnikslavia December 1, 2018
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Smooth operator

Well, that guy is a smoothie

For all the smoothies out there, for whom this site demands that I “include the word being defined”, smoothie does stand for “smooth operator”

#yougotthis
by znojnyj September 11, 2025
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Operation License Plate

A 20-year undercover secret team-building operation conducted by Agent 8 that culminated with the destruction of evil entities and spiritual forces that roamed planet earth by showing them the spiritual power of the Lord. One World Under God/s.
by Tin Man 8 September 16, 2024
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Operative

Noun: a person reporting on the activities of their colleagues or subordinates to their supervisors. “Op” is short for this term.
Man that guy June is an Op for sure! Everyone at his party got put on blast and now people are getting fired. Undercover operative punk.
by Junesucks June 7, 2023
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operation shogun

Hey have you played Operation shogun. It has the best vase physics
by hoihoihoihoihoihoi March 7, 2017
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