chip claw

2-3 fingers curled used to grasp chips in order avoid covering hand in chip seasoning.

2 finger position is used with large, whole chips

3 finger position is used for small broken crumbs (a committed chip muncher inevitably must convert to the 3 finger chip claw to consume an entire bag).

resembles the claw in the arcade machine where you try to grab stuffed animals and never win. (with the chip claw you always win)

more fingers may be used, meaning your too stoned to care

"Lick your chip claw before opening the next bag."

"Your chip claw is out."

by PBC & Scallop May 24, 2012

White Claw Wasted

When a person drinks so much White Claw that they are extremely intoxicated and have no idea what is going on around them.

Look at Chassie walking around with her tit falling out of her shirt. She drank so much tonight that she's White Claw Wasted.

by GC A.C. June 27, 2020

semen claw

when you jack off and nut into your hand but you don’t have anywhere to wipe the nut so it sits on your hand

I was jacking off and forgot I ran out of tissues so I got a semen claw.

by suryothomere October 8, 2018

Road Claw

White claws taken whilst on a drive, used for refreshment.

1: "What took you so long, I pulled up ten minutes ago?" 2: "Sorry, I had to grab a couple Road Claws

by CoachDavis July 2, 2020

Claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass

you've just got out of school and you are ready to pump up the summer vibe ie: fortnight, you're ready to rock n roll and claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass. Really hyped about something.

Teacher: Alright kids, have fun in your summer
Kid to friend: I'm ready to claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass.

by lovepenguinsandlife February 23, 2019

Werewolf Claw

The act of clawing the woman's titties and squeezing.

My girlfriend was tired of my old shit so i used the Werewolf Claw on her and she was very supried.

by Cat_Ballz July 28, 2014

Crack Claw

An alcoholic beverage in which a White Claw is poured over ice and topped with an extra shot or two of flavored vodka.

“Bro, I got absolutely white girl wasted last night at the booth. Those Crack Claws will sneak up on you.”

by greasehawg September 4, 2019