by Jackwrd November 20, 2021
An outdoorsy method of using the number two in which one performs a lunge while relieving themselves. Preferable to the "squat"
P1: Whoa did you see that?!
P2: What?
P1: Tim just performed the alpine lunge on that hill up there!
P2: Oh no! Boulders!
P2: What?
P1: Tim just performed the alpine lunge on that hill up there!
P2: Oh no! Boulders!
by campinchampion April 25, 2011
A machine that moves cigarettes:cigars from side to side of your moth while closing your nose as you never stop inhaling smoke. Form of execution.
by The epitome of knowledge February 14, 2019
by Lungpuddle103 October 5, 2018
A satirical twist on the well known phrase, “threat girl.” Threat lungs occur when you were so focused on avoiding your threat girls that you forgot to avoid your real enemy, the common cold.
Joey: Hey bro how’s it going with threat girl #6 this week?
Me: *cough* *cough* *sneeze* forget threat girls, I’m dealing with threat lungs.
Joey: NOT THE THREAT LUNGS!
Me: *cough* *cough* *sneeze* forget threat girls, I’m dealing with threat lungs.
Joey: NOT THE THREAT LUNGS!
by FlameofUdeeznuts April 3, 2022
by 2douglas1x4 June 25, 2023
v. Wasting time and resources on a useless and potentially dangerous unproven therapy.
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You had some Chiropractic manipulation for your breast cancer? Waste of time! It’s just lung bleaching. You are so dead.
by gnostic3 March 18, 2021