Goober

An abnormal ass mf that is just not that guy, you’re not funny and get zero poon, or dong, probably should change that.

You’re such a goober bro

by SupremeOtter September 27, 2023

Goober

actual cum slut that you love and want in your everyday life. A real bitch but you love that about her.

"You're such a goober babe!"

by Supa.Immature October 18, 2019

goober

something moms say to their children referring to a penis but isn’t actually one.

Son: Mom what is this
Mom: Son that’s your goober

by goober butter creater April 26, 2021

Goober

a goober is someone who has gay sex in ubers

Mike hunt is such a goober.

by Gucci goober October 31, 2019

Goober

A word used to describe a lame or a L person

The person who denied this last time is a GOOBER

by YRGkami January 22, 2021

goober

Normally seen as a generally hot man. A type of man to get all the gross, stinky, yucky, icky, and smelly women and none of the cute boys :sad_face:. Type of man to continuously love someone, even though that someone consistently cheats on goober with his daughter.

“Poor goober, Hope he’s doing alr.”

by GOOBPUNK October 5, 2021

Goober

Someone who is silly in a cute manner, often used to depict the clumsy dumbsy side of adorable

Can also just be someone who doesn’t take many things seriously because of definition above

Just a lil’ goober doing his lil’ goobery things.

Goober: *blep*

by Just your average Goober July 24, 2023