Glory Mess

When you time your ejaculation perfectly in time with your diarrhoea so that there’s liquid coming out both ends. The glory mess

HOLY FUCK, WHO MADE THIS GLORY MESS ON MY BED?

by Yes, I tried it June 19, 2023

mess of crabs

Megan has done gone and given Donny a whole mess of crabs

by red kong July 7, 2014

Usually used in reference to the lore present in the video game series, "Metal Gear Solid."

Fool: "Hey could you try to explain to me the story behind MGS?"
Smart Individual: "Hell no! I myself, get lost in that jumbled mess."

by FlamexTheCat July 9, 2018

Wasted. Squandered. Used inappropriately.

by Huck2 July 23, 2020

Someone who goes out of their way to get negative attention like a crazy person

Did you see Anthony's double penetration video on Facebook. That guy is such a mess junkie he will do anything for you to look in his direction.

by 1Archetype August 6, 2018

Me

“Yo, dawg, I heard you talking all that mess behind my back”.

“Stop talking all that mess or ima jump you”.

by CulpepperDaunte September 17, 2020