Joe close is a man that is alway late because he's dopey. His favourite saying is "dis guy" and gets annoyed with Sam for saying "bare mandem".
Leave a friend after a day out with out saying. And hasn't had a hair cut is 14 months he must be a Joe Close
by Dis.guy_ October 25, 2016
Hot, nice to people. Will marry a tall, strong, funny, hot man with the initials M.R.S😏😏😏 she is also very beautiful and good at sports
Ella janeen close is hot.
by Hebert ford June 27, 2022
by BK137 February 1, 2022
The closing effect caused the world to hold its breath in anticipation as the votes were cast. Fear struck and bum holes winked when the realisation that what could be, could be.
by brownsource November 8, 2016
Student#1 : see that nigga over there he ugly asf 🤣
Student#2 : man I'm closing the books on this nigga, I done had enough!😡
Student#2 : man I'm closing the books on this nigga, I done had enough!😡
by Xanarcy November 7, 2018
A street in Studlands Park, Newmarket, England, United Kingdom, Europe, Eurasia, Earth, Solar System, Milky Way, The Universe, The Multiverse,in which everyone has tea and crumpets and sits by the fireplace speaking with posh accents all day.
"I heard there is a new couple moving in on Royal Palace Close with us."
"Wot, wot old chap?"
"I said there is a new coup-"
"I heard, I heard. Pass the crumpets."
"By George I think he's got it!"
"Wot, wot old chap?"
"I said there is a new coup-"
"I heard, I heard. Pass the crumpets."
"By George I think he's got it!"
by A. Nani Mouse October 14, 2008
Doing or writing something that could enrage a large audience purely for you own sick pleasure, and the rush you get from this act.
Making a sexual comment about a guy on a girl's Facebook, whom you know that she is cheating on her boyfriend with. "You did that? You were brushing too close to the combine harvester man"
by JossBarthelme April 22, 2012