you are such a douche that you could fill an entire canoe
that bitch, erik, from TDBank is such a douche canoe
by emmydelmo December 10, 2021
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When two or more douche bags are in one vehicle or transportation device.
When Sean's team gets on the bus to come play at one of our stadiums it turns into a douche canoe.
by Blackhawks39 December 30, 2016
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Someone who has exceeded the level 1 douche, level 2 douche bag, and graduated to level 3 of the douche pyramid
Did you see that guy Sonny slide into the random girl's DM asking her to ride his cock?
Yeah I did. Spicer is such a douche canoe
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Hey, I heard Ed got a new car. Yeah, you mean the USS Douche Canoe.
by dglarn May 5, 2019
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Douche Canoe, a oversized maxipad used to catch all the nastiness that filters out of a females vaginal cavity after douching.. much like a pantie liner..
Sarah if I wouldn't have used a douche Canoe I would have ruined my panties..
by Model Ynohtna February 27, 2020
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A petty fuck boy who ain’t shit & works a fast food job that he will be at until he dies.
Man, ol boy Gary is such a douche canoe!
by QueenPetty420 December 21, 2017
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