by DIRTY_definitions March 3, 2018
I got her off by sneezing into the heater.
by StingerMissile September 4, 2021
When you have a nasty ass cold, and you sneeze so hard that you feel your balls are sucked in and your eyeballs are popping out
by DrInfidel January 7, 2014
A less-than-freely-discharged nasal-cannon blast dat you create in order to make less mess, reduce noise, not make your respiratory-path so sore, etc.
One of da best ways to accomplish an effectively-suppressed sneeze is to hold a large wadded-up towel over yer nose and mouth while also trying to still your vocal cords as best you can, so dat you both "contain your explosion" and cause a minimum of startling to others in your vacinity, not to mention reducing stress to your throat.
by QuacksO March 3, 2023
Waitress: Our kitchen is slammed, it's much quicker to get the buffet.
Patron: No thanks, I don't trust the sneeze guard.
Live from grande prairie Alberta, sept 2017
Patron: No thanks, I don't trust the sneeze guard.
Live from grande prairie Alberta, sept 2017
by Toxicale September 8, 2017
by Pancho Rodriguez September 7, 2021
A squeaky muffled sneeze developed by your most seasoned dippers to avoid a nose full of burning wintergreen
by Not a bitch sneeze August 12, 2015