american problems

Describes an issue that is exclusive to americans where the american acts like its a global issue

Boy 1: I hate the lockers in our school

Guy on the internet: American problems

by Urbdicdayismay23 May 5, 2024

got a eye problem eah

usually used when a hoodrat catches you glimpsing at them for a split second

guy1: looks over at maori for a second
hoodrat:got a eye problem eah

by totally not a alien May 10, 2024

White man problems

When a guy has a less than average penis size.

Jimmy showed me his dick yesterday, he definitely has white man problems!

by The other cracker June 20, 2019

a problem

When you make a play so good, it gets all the girls in a 5 mile radius absolutely creaming, solves the complicated question of what is the purpose of life and single handedly makes $100000 appear in the nearest charity.

I was playing VCT Qualifiers yesterday and got called a problem by the casters cause of how insane I was.

by hami2k July 26, 2022

problem

abby

"yooo bro who keeps texting you?"

"The problem."

by pumpkinpieisdead June 26, 2022

Frat World Problem

Similar to a first world problem, any irritating situation commonly faced by fraternity members.

I can’t believe we have beer but no nicotine. Such a frat world problem.

by anonymous May 14, 2023

Problem Manager

The favorite of McCullough Development

"Lauren is such a problem manager, she takes care of everything and is the best manager we have ever seen EVER"

by CClense456 July 27, 2022