Laura burped Cum
by ItWasntMe777 February 1, 2022
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a usually glamorous woman who is beautiful,hustler, Sexy, Caring,preeminent in her field of activity.
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laura is a massive whore. she loves to suck off junkies for a p5 of coke. she can suck dick good tho fr
laura gave me some good head-
by harrysumpter October 13, 2022
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Is the worst person you will ever met. Always does the things with evil. She will appear a shy and lovely person, but behind that personality resides the pure evil.
Laura looks so adorable but she is a really evil person
by Orfidal November 22, 2021
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Laura is the biggest gobshite you will ever meet, she never knows when to call it a day and can drink like nobody you have met before. She can usually be found with a white powder ring round her nose and speaking in her own language. She lives for the sesh but is a great friend even if she is a crackhead. Would always share her bag with you and lend a shoulder to cry on.
I’m gonna get absolutely Laura’s tonight
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Laura is the best person i have ever met. After all she has been through, she is strong asf and i admire that so much on her.She is an independet woman, that isnt scared to speak her mind when something feels like injustice.U'll be proud of everything she does.She's kind and caring, even if she doesnt admit it. She is the funniest person, there is not a day with her that i didnt laugh.She plays music and draws, and every fuckin draw of hers is a work of art.She'll make u the proudest you have ever been. She makes works of art, but she is the most beautiful, gorgeous and delicated work of art u'll ever see.She's the LEGIT BEST in sex, she's the hottest and will make u desire her more every time.As a girlfriend, she's exciting and loving, u cant wait to spend every day of your life with her.She's a goddess and cute.She'll always make u feel good and enough, u'll never want to be away from her.She wont fix your mess, she is a mess herself.But u'll fall deeply in love with her mess, and u'll find perfect in her complicated ways.She is intelligent, and has a beautiful and interesting mind.U'll want to talk and discuss everything with her. u'll find her amazing. the way she talks. she is beautiful in every way, but she will never see it. She has this energy, this vibe, this beautiful eyes that go deep into your soul, this smile that lights ur whole world, this body that makes u crave her more and more.her brain, her mind, her interests, her music taste. she is ENTIRELY sexy.
i wove you with all my heart Laura <3
If you have a Laura, you are lucky. You will worship her. I worship my baby girl.

I have the luck to say that this Laura loves me. and i will always love her. she is special, she is my favorite person forever. i love you in this life, and in every other lives we share together.
by Stupid Silva November 21, 2021
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Laura is probably the funniest yet most offensive girl you could ever talk to, and thats a good thing.
Laura: oh shut up you squidward lookin ass *r-slur*
Me: okay purr..
by corpsrichiie February 16, 2022
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