A person that makes everyone around super duper horny. His hot body gives erections to everyone in a ten foot radius.
That dude John Crews made me cum as soon as I saw him.
by Aiden Johnson September 28, 2023
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The most loving and caring person ever.She keeps her circle small because you can’t trust just anyone.She usually wears glasses and her eyes change colors.She doesn’t have a bestfriend.Many people say they are her bestfriend but end up not even wanting to be friends but she excepts it.She is loyal and wants a real realationship.sje usually only has guy bestfriends.Some times she feels left out sorta like a outcast.She just wants to be free and fell wanted.
Lynsey Johns is so loyal.
by Jakob turner June 23, 2019
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A form of cyberharassment in which people collectively call local pizza places on behalf of a victim, after having their home address doxxed. Like a less dangerous and purely inconvenient form of swatting.
The forum can't seem to stop making papa johns busy any chance they get.
by unknown_user351 December 19, 2022
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John bowers: a very gay kid that will do anything for some gay dick but will persistently say no homo until he is satisfied with his decision.
That guy is such a mf john bowers
by @yaboy defines December 31, 2020
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When someone jerks off inside of a Porta John in a desperate attempt to bust a nut after an unsuccessful attempt to take a girl home from the bar.
Bill: Hey Hank, what took you so long in the Porta John?

Hank: Oh I had to rub out a Ricky John real quick before I go home. I got blue balled bad tonight.
by giggitygoddamn69 January 23, 2023
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A very drip tastic man whos very enthusiastic, He provides god like abilities to life and will enhance you as a person by 10x. But do be aware he is going to go on his 15 (if thats alright)<--(no longer applies)
also the handkerchief is drippy
John Tobin is a very handsome and driptastic fella
by Charles Wilam Shirkling Wizard February 27, 2022
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A very drip tastic man whos very enthusiastic, He provides god like abilities to life and will enhance you as a person by 10x. But do be aware he is going to go on his 15 (if thats alright)<--(no longer applies)
also the handkerchief is drippy
John Tobin is a very handsome and driptastic fella
by Charles Wilam Shirkling Wizard February 27, 2022
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