The feeling a property owner gets when he watches a roof being installed across the street by a superior contractor, especially after they just got their deductible covered by some "bob the roofer" pop-up roofing company.
Jim Tells his wife while looking out the window,
"Dammit Rose, maybe we shouldn't have gotten our deductible covered by that OTHER roofing company. ROOFMARK is doing something special across the street. It's giving me Roof Envy!"
Rose, "I told ya, that I liked that TC character. "
"Dammit Rose, maybe we shouldn't have gotten our deductible covered by that OTHER roofing company. ROOFMARK is doing something special across the street. It's giving me Roof Envy!"
Rose, "I told ya, that I liked that TC character. "
by betterdick January 14, 2019
Get the Roof Envymug. The feeling one has when they see another country have a better president than the one in their own country.
Watching the no nonsense attitude from Zelensky in his meeting with Trump, gave me president envy towards Ukraine.
by Green_Devil March 4, 2025
Get the President Envymug. a definition of jealous
by chibairoach November 17, 2021
Get the envymug. Free·ness en·vy (frēnis envē)
1. Psychoanalytic concept that a terrorist envies democratic characteristics or capabilities, especially the possession of freedom.
2. Envy of power, status, or privilege, as symbolized by the freeness of the American citizen.
1. Psychoanalytic concept that a terrorist envies democratic characteristics or capabilities, especially the possession of freedom.
2. Envy of power, status, or privilege, as symbolized by the freeness of the American citizen.
Americans are asking, "Why do they hate us?'' They hate what they see right here in this chamber: a democratically elected government. Their leaders are self-appointed. They hate our freedoms: our freedom of religion, our freedom of speech, our freedom to vote and assemble and disagree with each other. They have Freeness Envy.
by Freudian Clit April 28, 2013
Get the Freeness Envymug. When you wish you owned an expensive or modified car or suv you see on the street. whip, car, pimp my ride, suv, tricked out, modified, modified ride, DUB, Mercedes, BMW, Lexus, Ferrari, Lamborghini, Bentley, Rolls Royce, envy, crave, love, passion, customize, customized ride, West Coast Customs
I saw a blacked out Mercedes S Class with chrome wheels at the store. I had a major case of whip envy.
by joecoolthefool July 17, 2017
Get the whip envymug. Feeling an immense amount of gender dysphoria or jealousy when looking specifically at Supernatural star Jensen Ackles bow legs. A play on words combining Jensen and gender
by rowenamacleodsbf April 22, 2022
Get the jender envymug. When a Roomate and/or friend wants to be an eskimo brother becoming a member of the eskimo household
Dude Ashley is coming over tonight--I want to get with her. I have mad Eskimo brother envy
Dude yeah-- join the Eskimo brother household!
Dude yeah-- join the Eskimo brother household!
by Eskimo leader September 15, 2015
Get the eskimo brother envymug.