by AnthonyinAnaheim February 3, 2014
My girlfriend walked in on me jerkin' it last night. I bet she wasn't expecting me to be mid-fap, and turn it into a wetty fap!
by Mike the Fike... March 23, 2020
A felsted wetty is a felsted pupil, Felsted being the school in Essex, England. A felsted wetty is a rich boy check IRL, they all own Lambo’s and Porsche’s and love spending daddy’s money. They can’t fight, but can play rugby. Also they are better than Brentwood pricks and New Hall slags.
“Ohh, did you see Amelia yesterday”
“Yer, she only wears designer clothes”
“That’s coz she go’s to Felsted”
“Ohh dame, she’s a Felsted wetty ”
“Yer, and she full boards so u can’t smash.”
“Shit, lets go meet our new hall slags then”
“Fine.”
“Yer, she only wears designer clothes”
“That’s coz she go’s to Felsted”
“Ohh dame, she’s a Felsted wetty ”
“Yer, and she full boards so u can’t smash.”
“Shit, lets go meet our new hall slags then”
“Fine.”
by Thegaydude July 2, 2019
"ah im so excited to go to karen's party!"
"yeah me too its gunn-oh god.."
"whats wrong?"
"i think i just got my period, let me check..oh no, were good it was just a white wetty"
"yeah me too its gunn-oh god.."
"whats wrong?"
"i think i just got my period, let me check..oh no, were good it was just a white wetty"
by gynah September 2, 2008
When someone is a wetty crease it usually means that their batty craese is wet or they are fucking retarded
by Pussy muncher69420 April 23, 2020
It was 10*C in the water, but the surf was great, so I did a wetty warmer and stayed out another 1/2 hour
by Anonymous February 28, 2003
I woke up in the morning with a morning wettie.
by Hetril March 5, 2016