Wonder Wallop

A soccer shot hit from distance with unbelievable power and accuracy

Craig-Did ye see that Rooney cunts goal last night?

Archie-Na, any guid?
Craig-Aye wiz it, fucking wonder wallop fae aboot 40 yards.
Archie-Braw stuff

by Tammytamsin June 22, 2014

cock walloper

A person or situation that busts your balls or an interjection expressing such ball busting, such as when you lip out a four foot put or get your shit handed to you in Mario Kart.

"Quit with the fucking banana peels; you're being a cock walloper."

"Cock walloper! I can't believe I missed that!"

by joe stinkfinger February 5, 2009

cock wallopped

When a woman is at the mercy of her boyfriend for every decision, must give up her own plans, ideas, friends so that she can be at his beck and call.
A woman being controlled by a man with the promise of sex. The opposite of pussy whipped.

'She won't even go for a coffee unless she checks with her man and get permission. She's so cock wallopped!'

by chisamosa April 9, 2005

cock walloping

the term for when your penis is of so much girth and length that it comes up and hits you in the face while running

i went for a jog the other day and boy did i get a good cock walloping

by dongslap49 February 12, 2014

Wallkill Wallop

Having quickie sex in the shadow of an old rusty water tower, preferably in the bed of a truck used to haul old garbage and various debris to the dump.

I Wallkill walloped that chick in the back of my '79 Ford F-150 and she got poison ivy all over her back because I cleaned out the backyard before I picked her up.

by Petie April 26, 2005

pack a wallop

pack a wallop is to provide a burst of energy, power, or excitement.

Also to pack a punch.

I put a special kind of gasoline in my car because I thought it would pack a wallop. It didn't.

by azarashi October 6, 2015

eggy wallop

a particularly potent fart that smells of egg and hits the room hard.

that eggy wallop you just did is making me sick!

by axiomatt August 25, 2011