vato loco

a Mexican who is calm, but society makes him feel like living with disregard to his life, and it shows. Mexicans who gives up on society, are a vatos locos for EVER.

I'm a vato loco for ever.

by Marioo January 20, 2006

filthy vato

A filthy vato is a cholo who was gang banged into his gang and caught feelings. His homies know he is secretly gay, but he still denies the allegations.

"Hey pepe told me miguel is a filthy vato"
"yeah foo, he likes lil sleepy"

by justin guillermo 5ever April 21, 2016

Vato Loco

A horny, sex deprived person who resembles a leprechaun and masturbates on an hourly basis.

Bob: Hey Vato Loco! Had any sex lately?
Vato Loco: Does it count if it was with myself?

by Hurkle February 26, 2005

pobre vato

"Deject" or "Disregard" in spanish.
It came about in the most southern border section of Texas (Rio Grande Valley).

Jose:Lets go see that scary movie it looks good.
Juan: Pobre vato!!

by Texican17 September 11, 2006

Vato-less

A use to be vato who is no longer a vato because he texts and spends too much time with haas the "whore"rendous hippo... and writes that she is a fine piece of ass and hurts his vato's feelings all the time...

Vato is now vato-less

by Vato1234 November 11, 2008

ja vatos

comes from the japanese word for food stamp and is also a nick name for the writer of "sorensen"

Hey ja vatos did canada kick your ass yet.

by alec March 2, 2005

real vato hours

The time of night between 2:00-5:00am when it gets down.
Mexican version of rnh.

Foo #1: "Ay foo, what time is it?
Foo #2: "Damn homie, don't you know its real vato hours rn?"

by the homie h March 21, 2020