A COVID-19 variant which is exclusively transmitted through fecal matter. It spreads more quickly than other COVID-19 variants. May cause explosive diarrhea.
Upon entering her apartment, Betty finds her roommate lying in a pool of shit on the kitchen floor.
Betty : It reeks in here! What the fuck is going on?
Roommate : Don’t touch anything, I’ve caught the Alabama variant.
Betty : It reeks in here! What the fuck is going on?
Roommate : Don’t touch anything, I’ve caught the Alabama variant.
by AlabamaBaby February 20, 2021
Get the Alabama variant mug.(Noun) An alternate version of an individual from another universe, timeline, or reality. The term was popularized by the Marvel series 'Loki'.
Person A: That guy looks exactly like me, but from the 1600s.
Person B: That’s your variant from Earth-311.
Person B: That’s your variant from Earth-311.
by BUrdIsThEwUrd March 14, 2025
Get the Variant mug.Evolved offshoots of the COVID-19 virus, they often have long ass names but most are named some random Sci-Fi star-trek transformer codename shit like omicron or xbb. Some covid variants can even come from other covid variants, covidception.
"I'm infected with COVID Variant Omega-XN.Z/83Y.3/9-Omicron 273XB, i heard it makes you have diarrhea and shit blood."
by flopgaming October 9, 2023
Get the COVID Variant mug.What the CDC calls a “variant of high consequence”. So far, none have been identified in the country.
by Fortnite1500 September 29, 2021
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