1. n. Inflammation of the vagina. Also called colpitis.

2. n. not literally referring to a medical ailment, but rather an attitudinal condition in which one is acting like a vagina: usually refers to men taking on female characteristics such as weakness or symptoms resembling those of female P.M.S.
1. I need to go to the gynecologist to see if I have vaginitis

2. a.

Bruce: Ow! I scraped me knee! Ow ow ow!

Steve: Wow, Bruce... how's the vaginitis treating you?

b. Bruce: Will you MOVE?! I feel bloated!!!

Steve: SOMEONE has a severe case of vaginitis...

by Rachel Woodhouse November 30, 2006
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The exent to which an object can be easily and pleasurably inserted into the vagina and used to acheive orgasm.
A dildo is highly vaginable, while a toilet brush is not.
by 4$K1N April 23, 2003
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A person that has not has vaginal intercourse yet, but has had oral/anal sex.
Kids today are stupid vagins, they think they are all pure and shit, but have had oral/anal sex. Stupid vagins.
by vhunterd September 17, 2007
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Something so good or cool that you just want to fuck it.
Commonly shortened to just 'vag'.
Synonyms: Phallic, if you're so inclined.
Damn your car is so vag. I could fuck the tailpipe!

If you could see how vaginal this movie is, you'd cream your pants!
by Neal Conner February 19, 2004
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To vaginally secrete so much that you need four million matresses.
The new Coldplay album makes me vaginate. Can someone get me another mattress?
by Thene June 25, 2005
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1. A super lesbian that takes male hormone injections to look more like a guy than they already do.

2. A skanky lesbian.

3. A guy who sleeps with just about every chick he sees.
Chris Crocker is a Vaginator (definition 1)

Britney Spears is a Vaginator (definition 2)

by xmyklx July 11, 2008
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Generally used to describe an above average experience or situation in a positive way.
The accommodations were truly vaginous.
by JP Vaginous August 24, 2007
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