Guy #1- Hey you want to go to the bar tonight and get some BITCHES?
Guy #2- Nah, I’d rather just plow township.
Guy #2- Nah, I’d rather just plow township.
by jackson1234567 April 27, 2009
A great, pleasant town filled with spirit. There are absolutely no bad parts of Westmont to live in. No trailer trash, few slutty girls and AMAZING sports teams. It is really such a shame that a great town like Haddon Twp. has to be located next to a town called Haddonfield. Well, you may call it that but we call it a town full of snobs and assholes. Haddon Twp. shouldn't even be compared to that repulsive excuse for a town. GO HAWKS!
Haddon Township resident-- "What a nice day!"
Haddonfield resident-- "My weather is better than your weather. HA."
HT resident-- ...........
Haddonfield resident-- "My weather is better than your weather. HA."
HT resident-- ...........
by GOHAWKSGO February 12, 2011
A white trash neighbor full of blue collar workers. They are the anus of haddonfield but less shitty then haddon heights. Actually, just as shitty as heights.
by bryan hutches December 13, 2006
Also known as Haddon Townshit. People here think they are better than everyone, even though were worse. There's nothing to. So we hang out and McDonald's & Primos, to act cool. People drink, get high, and act like sluts, for the fun of it. And, because people think they are so awesome, they shit talk and run there mouths ALL day. We like to fight, to be tough. We're also dumb asses who fight on school grounds. Did I mention were all fags?
Girl One- "This weed is the shit, man. Pass the beer?"
Girl Two- "Sure, bro. Wanna go get water ice, at Primo."
Girl One- "Fuck yeah, you fag."
Boy One- "Fuck! The cops!"
Haddon Township does the same thing tomorrow.
Girl Two- "Sure, bro. Wanna go get water ice, at Primo."
Girl One- "Fuck yeah, you fag."
Boy One- "Fuck! The cops!"
Haddon Township does the same thing tomorrow.
by YourLatestSlut April 19, 2011
Population: 20,000+. Area: 40+ Square Miles. Government: Senile.
A collection of small shit towns in northern NJ, many up which are totally unrecognizable by name outside of a 5 minute driving radius, mainly: oak ridge, Milton, cozy lake, lake Shawnee, and lake Hopatcong. This place is also affectionately known as “J-town” by its residents, mainly those who (for no provable reason) think that the JTHS football team is good or can even beat Pope John more than once per hundred years. With its over 95% white demographic and close proximity to Sussex County, its home to many all-American morons. From inbred racists to drunken Harley riders, confederate flag waving pick-up truck drivers, NIMBY cell tower protestors, gothic-dressing high school kinds and the white thug and Tokyo Drift wanna-be’s, displays of authentic Jefferson moronism are in no short supply.
Many have speculated that this is a direct result of boredom. There is a definitely lack of amusements in the area, which means cliff parties and self-tattooing are common pastimes. Fun with hair dyes and mailbox baseball fill the time between those activities previously mentioned.
Jefferson is showing signs of improvement. In a recent census, it is believed that the number of people with a full set of teeth now outnumbers those who don’t. These results are have been challenged by neighboring townships claiming there is a link between literacy and having teeth, and the woodchucks and completely toothless of Jefferson can’t report their status because they could not read the census form and did not have an interpreter.
Like many idioms, simply saying “Jefferson Township” or merely just “Jefferson” or “J-town” immediately conjures up a reaction and a common understanding of what is being talked about. It’s almost never in a good way, but in most cases, its “enough said”…..
A collection of small shit towns in northern NJ, many up which are totally unrecognizable by name outside of a 5 minute driving radius, mainly: oak ridge, Milton, cozy lake, lake Shawnee, and lake Hopatcong. This place is also affectionately known as “J-town” by its residents, mainly those who (for no provable reason) think that the JTHS football team is good or can even beat Pope John more than once per hundred years. With its over 95% white demographic and close proximity to Sussex County, its home to many all-American morons. From inbred racists to drunken Harley riders, confederate flag waving pick-up truck drivers, NIMBY cell tower protestors, gothic-dressing high school kinds and the white thug and Tokyo Drift wanna-be’s, displays of authentic Jefferson moronism are in no short supply.
Many have speculated that this is a direct result of boredom. There is a definitely lack of amusements in the area, which means cliff parties and self-tattooing are common pastimes. Fun with hair dyes and mailbox baseball fill the time between those activities previously mentioned.
Jefferson is showing signs of improvement. In a recent census, it is believed that the number of people with a full set of teeth now outnumbers those who don’t. These results are have been challenged by neighboring townships claiming there is a link between literacy and having teeth, and the woodchucks and completely toothless of Jefferson can’t report their status because they could not read the census form and did not have an interpreter.
Like many idioms, simply saying “Jefferson Township” or merely just “Jefferson” or “J-town” immediately conjures up a reaction and a common understanding of what is being talked about. It’s almost never in a good way, but in most cases, its “enough said”…..
by wuzzup j town August 10, 2007
Township located in Northern Cape May County, NJ.
Includes 4 major areas
-Seaville-the southeastern area
-Marmora-north area
-Tuckahoe-west area
-Strathmere-barrier island shared with Sea Isle City.
Rt 9 runs through Seaville and Marmora
Rt 50 runs through Tuckahoe and Seaville, leads to Rt 9 in Seaville.
The Garden State Parkway runs through Marmora(exit 25) and Seaville(exit 20 northbound only)
There are 3 fire companies(all Volunteer) and a rescue squad.
Seaville is Station 19-has yellow fire engines
Marmora is Station 15
Tuckahoe is Station 20
The Rescue Squad is Squad 21
Strathmere also has a volunteer fire company.
Includes 4 major areas
-Seaville-the southeastern area
-Marmora-north area
-Tuckahoe-west area
-Strathmere-barrier island shared with Sea Isle City.
Rt 9 runs through Seaville and Marmora
Rt 50 runs through Tuckahoe and Seaville, leads to Rt 9 in Seaville.
The Garden State Parkway runs through Marmora(exit 25) and Seaville(exit 20 northbound only)
There are 3 fire companies(all Volunteer) and a rescue squad.
Seaville is Station 19-has yellow fire engines
Marmora is Station 15
Tuckahoe is Station 20
The Rescue Squad is Squad 21
Strathmere also has a volunteer fire company.
by sakjhdjhfhkjf May 17, 2006