A word used to describe a poo which leaves no trace on the rectum. A poo which has such a clean exit from the anus that toilet roll is not necessary.
Jon: Just did a phantom, it was so awesome I didn't even need to wipe.
Or
Ryan: I was praying for a phantom because I was in a rush but that was one messy poop, trying to wipe my ass was more difficult than getting peanut butter out of a carpet.
Or
Ryan: I was praying for a phantom because I was in a rush but that was one messy poop, trying to wipe my ass was more difficult than getting peanut butter out of a carpet.
by Patrick Bateman October 14, 2011
you bang a girl in front of a living room window and you have your friend sneak up and take your place...then you go outside and make ur hands into a batman mask and jump in front of the window and then when she realizes and looks back your friend has the batman mask on too
by jackie leung February 7, 2007
Banging a drunken passed out female, while telling her "its only dream". Make sure to wear a condom, dispose of it properly or catch a rape charge!!!!!
Robert performed "The Phantom" on Brittany. The next morning she woke up saying "I had the weirdest dream'!
by goatmancfh February 3, 2013
A sexual act in which one partner (either gender) is on the toilet when unbeknownst to them, the male partner kicks open the door, shuts off the light, then kicks them off the toilet and bends them over the bath tub. Doggie style. If the light is left on, it is then called a Sneak Attack.
by Wussmonster March 3, 2010
The phantom presents itself when the male, doing his female partner from behind, unloads a mouthful of saliva onto his partner's backside simulating orgasm, but when she turns to profess his studliness gets the true jizz bomb in her face
by The nitrous hater July 12, 2011
when making bow-chika-wow-wow with a girl you pull out and spit on her back and when she turns around you blow your load on her face
by Josh McEntire January 22, 2003
When you and a chick are doin it up, you spit on her back and moan and she turns around and you just GET her in the face!
Here comes the phantom
by SpiritMuffler June 22, 2004