Absolute cluster fuck of absolutely nothing there is nothing in this big ass town for a single soul to participate in that is not getting wasted, mugged, walking, siphoned, or stabbed other than those options there is fuck all to do
by Jeremy Landy November 13, 2018
The town of Fond du Lac, WI, is midsized at about 42,000 residents. Located at the southern tip of Lake Winnebago, the city is midway between Green Bay and Milwaukee in the Fox River Valley.
Its name French for "Foot of the Lake," Fond du Lac might be better described as "Armpit of the Midwest." The modest, weathered lighthouse (which serves also as the town's symbol) at the town's Lakeside Park stands as a metaphor for the time-worn, antiquated value system that largely drives Fond du Lac's people and politics.
The city's primary news source is The Fond du Lac Reporter, a publication comprising part-time housewives turned reporters and news stories as bland as its readers. With headlines frequently no more intriguing than "It Snowed. A Lot," it is no wonder Fond du Lac's citizens have taken to entertaining themselves with hearty helpings of Bill O'Reilly and liver crushing volumes of alcohol.
At the end of the day, Fond du Lac stands not only as a champion of the mediocre and non-questioning, but also as a haven for rednecks, third rate thugs and nicotine stained bottle blondes. The few acceptions to the FDL rule stand out as brave warriors fighting in a losing battle against crack addled pizza delivery persons, alcoholic schoolteachers and men who choose to wear their No Fear t-shirts tucked in, thank you very much.
So for your next vacation, consider Fond du Lac, WI, where our motto is "Hey, at least we're not Sheboygan."
Its name French for "Foot of the Lake," Fond du Lac might be better described as "Armpit of the Midwest." The modest, weathered lighthouse (which serves also as the town's symbol) at the town's Lakeside Park stands as a metaphor for the time-worn, antiquated value system that largely drives Fond du Lac's people and politics.
The city's primary news source is The Fond du Lac Reporter, a publication comprising part-time housewives turned reporters and news stories as bland as its readers. With headlines frequently no more intriguing than "It Snowed. A Lot," it is no wonder Fond du Lac's citizens have taken to entertaining themselves with hearty helpings of Bill O'Reilly and liver crushing volumes of alcohol.
At the end of the day, Fond du Lac stands not only as a champion of the mediocre and non-questioning, but also as a haven for rednecks, third rate thugs and nicotine stained bottle blondes. The few acceptions to the FDL rule stand out as brave warriors fighting in a losing battle against crack addled pizza delivery persons, alcoholic schoolteachers and men who choose to wear their No Fear t-shirts tucked in, thank you very much.
So for your next vacation, consider Fond du Lac, WI, where our motto is "Hey, at least we're not Sheboygan."
by Johnny Sparkle August 18, 2006
Example : you're from Lac Saint-Jean? You must be a Tremblay; no shit your wife is a Tremblay, she's married to you- oh, you mean she WAS a Tremblay before she married you... oh god.
by Jos Tremblay June 13, 2007
by Copacabana 2 August 13, 2021
A fuck boy who
-plays baseball
-has flow
-Facebook messages your girlfriend asking "Do you have a snap chat"
-Post's gym selfies
-Trys to slide into DM's
-plays baseball
-has flow
-Facebook messages your girlfriend asking "Do you have a snap chat"
-Post's gym selfies
-Trys to slide into DM's
by chikaltretz September 2, 2015
A girl from Fond du Lac, Wisconsin. Primarily a native..she was born and raised in Fond du lac. You can spot a Fond du lac girl by her bad hair, bad clothes, bad makeup. She looks 10-15 years older than what she really is due to cigarettes and alcohol. Her idea of a good time is going to Dillingers on Main Street and dancing to severely outdated music all while thinking she is hot shit. Fond du Lac girls like to date men with mullets, no fear gear and every now and then members only jackets. Considered to be the utmost insult.
Big City Girl: "There is a lot of 80's hair here and the place smells like Jean Nate, this place is loaded with Fond du Lac girls"
by SarahN March 10, 2007
Guy 1: Dude, that girl was so hot... her feet were like BAM.
Guy 2: Awww, man... did you give her a Fon du Lac Foot Rub
Guy 2: Awww, man... did you give her a Fon du Lac Foot Rub
by SCCP February 17, 2011