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whack the crack

A term used to describe to the act of female masturbation. Useful as a delicate description or an obscene insult. Perhaps derived from the male version of "whack" off.
Grandma, does it drip when you whack the crack?
whack the crack by JB February 27, 2005

The Crack 

Construction workers language . A term used by a boss to inform a worker that work has been canceled for that day and he can sleep in .

Crack-wife,girlfriend,
Boss calling 6:00

Boss-Hey I just saw the radar on the news and it looks like it is going to rain all day .So stay close to the crack we are not working .
The Crack by troubledemon March 11, 2010

Relax the crack 

To relax your butt

the crack fairy

the crack fairy is a creature that visits people across the land, blowing the magic smoke from burning crack rocks into people's faces. the crack fairy only vists sporadically, and never on consecutive days, leaving those he visits in a state of constant withdrawl and acting as such.
SHEEEET!! That bitch must be on the crack fairy's short list, yo! Fuckin' dingus be acting wacky an' sheet!
the crack fairy by twyster May 17, 2006

cock the crack 

To place the male reproductive organ into the anus of another.
"Yo Coby, you see that girl over there. I want to cock that crack!"
cock the crack by Dingo February 24, 2003

jack in the crack 

jack in the box's real name
hey mate I am going for a walkabout to jack in the crack want to come I am gonna get a burger and thorw up