Cobbing It; The act of a person with braces giving another person a painful/inproper blowjob, subsequently giving the effect of someone eating corn on the cob, hence, cobbing it.
by Token Black Ohhh Yeahhh May 15, 2008
"Callum was in a right cob last night"
"From now on let's call him Cobby Cal"
"Adam wouldn't talk to anyone because he was in a cob"
"From now on let's call him Cobby Cal"
"Adam wouldn't talk to anyone because he was in a cob"
by Goodnightgirl March 18, 2014
A bread like item in the East Midlands mainly in Nottingham.May be called in other places as:rolls,baps,Balm Cakes(whatever the fuck that is).However do not go around Nottingham asking if someone can give you some baps because basically you're asking for tits mate.
by YoloMenace001 March 31, 2020
acronym for 'Chief of the Boat' on board submarines. Typically a useless position filled by somebody who loves dick in there mouth, and shoves sticks up there own ass for pleasure. The only real duty of a COB is to make sure cleaning is performed more than necessary and to lower crew morale during a 'bitch session', 'flame spraying', or general berating.
I was gonna go to sleep before I operated the Reactor Plant today, but that shithead COB made me go fuck myself instead.
by thekaji August 12, 2008
by The Cob's Cob June 28, 2018
The opposite to 'corn', whereby a girl is so hot that you would happily eat the corn out of her shit. Cob is a girl that is so fucking rough that you would discard like you would a cob after eating the corn.
by Ed_H July 12, 2008