blob

a disporportioned person

by who are we? February 6, 2010

blobbing

A time when you need to keep your distance. Woman's menstruation cycle.

"I'm blobbing this week"

by Qwerty yup April 4, 2005

Verb - When one sits or lies down staring blankly at a screen for days on end, and only ever gets up to eat and pee.

1 - I was planning on being productive this holiday but I just ended up blobbing.

2 - I blob a lot, don't judge me.

by IamPANDAMAN February 23, 2016

by globblobblopglop March 14, 2023

1: Like the name suggests, a person who sits on the couch all day watching Dr.Phil and/or daytime TV.

2: Idk.

"Dude, stop watching Dr.Phil you freaking blob!"

by w00t123 May 12, 2010

To fill a ton of condoms with water, then place them all on a person's front lawn or porch in the middle of the night.

Are we gonna Blob Tom's house? He deserves it for being a total douche.

by pierro66 December 7, 2010

A pronoun just like he, she and they

It can be used in the same ways as any other pronoun

Hi I met a blob named Sam, blob is a really funny person and you have to meet blobs cat, blob doesn’t talk a lot about blobself tho

by Seaki January 4, 2021