They live forever, except when they get their asses whooped, and they're really slow, so they're always getting their asses whooped. What more can I say?
The Turtle Tamer's mystical connection with his terrapin brethren imbues him with great power. He excels at moving very slowly and winning footraces with smug satisfaction. His Muscle is the key to his success, and to hislong lifespan.
by Avalon_the_Infected April 2, 2005
A tamer of tornadoes is an individual who specializes in finding the meaning in various variants of the dish named curry. After thoroughly researching these, the tamer goes on a detailed rant as to why the dish at hand has a particular taste.
Despite the large amount of jobs out there, my son Pranav, who loves curry, decided to become a tamer of tornadoes.
by spittingdafax February 1, 2022
by t. C. K.. 0. K September 5, 2015
My boyfriend is such an ass. He said that I had to drink Sleepytime Throat Tamer before giving him a blow job so I could swallow without gagging.
by NaptownRose October 31, 2012
A Cow Tamer is a slim male or female who interacts sexually with someone overweight.
Very similar to Chubby Chaser
Very similar to Chubby Chaser
Person 1: Hey, you see Joe over there?
Person 2: Yeah, of course.
Person 1: He's a total Cow Tamer
Person 2: No shit?
Person 1: Yeah, I know right?
Person 2: Yeah, of course.
Person 1: He's a total Cow Tamer
Person 2: No shit?
Person 1: Yeah, I know right?
by James from Tejas April 17, 2009
A short fellow. Can often be seen screeching at students in a classroom for not understanding the importance of learning and understanding PDH. Often tries to be relatable and is met with the confused faces of his students. Reminds students that they will be marked at university levels so they can try their hardest on the assignments that their middle school minds cannot decipher. His "wise" lectures are known by many. He believes his subject to be the one that holds the most importance and that it should be met with the utmost respect. His shiny forehead shines from the sweats of anger that he gains when students are found sleeping after pulling all-nighters due to the assignments that recieve.
Person 1: Hey have you seen Mr Tamer
Person 2: Yeah I think I saw him running after that middle-schooler
Person 1: You mean running from...?
Person 2: Oh you're new aren't ya? Mr Tamer is quite a short fellow, shorter than most fellows!
Person 2: Yeah I think I saw him running after that middle-schooler
Person 1: You mean running from...?
Person 2: Oh you're new aren't ya? Mr Tamer is quite a short fellow, shorter than most fellows!
by DaBowlingBall September 27, 2020
Someone who gets all the ladies without effort. He has the ladies throwing themselves at him. He's a very smooth talker and very attractive.
by LDakaBootyTamer December 2, 2013