Creamy Substances from your underage lover

When Alana takes Noah b's "gooch" at the homless shelter

noah b: hey alana! come and give me some of that plump thigh treatment

noah b: let your juices flow from your cheeks onto my crotch

alana: yes daddy.....give me your pink suculant crack money

random homeless man in the corner of the room (michael): Hey babies!!! Creamy Substances from your underage lover is my favorite homless meal.....

by Mr. crotch tickler (noah b) December 13, 2023

Substance Seesaw

The act of taking copious amounts of uppers and downers in alternating succession, so as to achieve a psychological seesaw affect

“What’s up with Kieth? He’s turned into an introvert, then extrovert, then back again like 4 times in the past hour..”

“Oh don’t mind him. He’s just been taking a solo ride on the substance seesaw since he clocked out at 5. You might wanna hide the rest of the booze while he’s atop mount Adderall.”

by urbanovergrowth August 30, 2023

The sweet substance

Pop Tart goo or filling.

I love the taste of the sweet substance of a freshly toasted Pop Tart. Delicious!!

by Watchmaven July 29, 2024

Smelly the Nobbly bobbly unknown substance Gingerella ginger

Smelly the Nobbly Bobbly Unknown Substance Gingerella Ginger is a part Irish and Scottish Ginger who was once crippled.

Smelly the Nobbly Bobbly Unknown Substance Gingerella Ginger Is a Nicki Minaj and Doja Cat and Lil Nas X and Ariana Grande and Cardi B fan!

by ItsMeMiraculousMoni July 29, 2022

substance rape

Raping someone when they are high

Yes I will say I did substance rape him

by 459395 March 5, 2022

Multi substance ejection

A rare occurrence within the human body that causes them to expel multiple types of material from one or multiple holes, for example, pooping while pissing and vomiting at once.

Holy shit that dude just did some multi substance ejection!

by Window28 January 1, 2022

This cat is named How to Make <illegal/suspicious item/substance> look their name up to find cute pictures!

A type of meme where it shows videos of kittens with the caption, “This cat is named How to Make <illegal/suspicious item/substance>, search their name on Google to find more cute photos!” It is usually found funny due to the question, “Would someone really fall for this?”

“Hey, Skylar, look at this cat,” Milo told him before he showed Skylar an image of a cute kitten.
“Wow, that is a really cute cat,” Skylar responded.
“Yeah, its name is How to Obtain Plutonium 239, look it up and you’ll find more photos,” replied Milo.

(Milo was saying a specific version of the meme, “This cat is named How to Make <illegal/suspicious item/substance> look their name up to find cute pictures!”)

by Freddy Fazchair October 8, 2023