The Boys: What took you so long dropping off your girl?
Dude: Oh you know, just writing mission statements.
Dude: Oh you know, just writing mission statements.
by 50ShadesOfGayy May 19, 2020
Get the Mission Statementmug. 
Get the released a statementmug. A statement said in the form of a question.
For instance: "You're retarded" would be said like "You're retarded?".
For instance: "You're retarded" would be said like "You're retarded?".
Person 1: I was so surprised when I found out she was actually a guy.
Person 2: You're retarded? She had a beard, and a boner the whole time.
Question-Statement
Person 2: You're retarded? She had a beard, and a boner the whole time.
Question-Statement
by Phreddyddy October 14, 2008
Get the Question-Statementmug. Like a rhetorical question, a rhetorical statement is one that doesn't need to be commented on. When a person says something that isn't meant to start a conversation.
Bob: My girlfriend just dumped me for a man-whore
Jack: Ha sucker! I told you this would happen!
Bob: You douche it was a fucking rhetorical statement!
Jack: Ha sucker! I told you this would happen!
Bob: You douche it was a fucking rhetorical statement!
by iIsChIlLiN May 30, 2009
Get the Rhetorical Statementmug. Like a rhetorical question, a rhetorical statement is one that doesn't need to be commented on. When a person says something that isn't meant to start a conversation, but is usually just sarcastic.
Example of a Rhetorical Statement:
Simon: Yeah,define it for me.
Irene: You're kind of a sarcastic little shit, aren't you?
Simon: Yeah,define it for me.
Irene: You're kind of a sarcastic little shit, aren't you?
by Irene 1725 September 20, 2018
Get the Rhetorical Statementmug. A leading statement is similar to a leading question in that it makes an open ended or attention grabbing statement to influence a person to think a certain way or do something. A common use of this is in article or thumbnail clickbait, where a leading statement is used to imply something else.
by Nutmeg??? November 09, 2018
Get the Leading Statementmug. A string of platitudes serving as a bureaucratically acceptable substitute for a direction for effort.
The vision statement, "children with disabilities and their families have access to a coordinated system of mental health services in order to improve educational and social outcomes," suffers from a complete lack of actual measurement of whether the effort will ever accomplish any favorable outcome, or indeed any outcome at all beyond establishing (and funding) a “system” and giving some people “access” to it.
by Ignatius Donnelly September 30, 2005
Get the vision statementmug.