Gaga statement 

A statement made in a conversation where the context could be taken androgynously, or either way.

FACEBOOK CONVERSATION

(Facebook post in response to the Celtics beating the Lakers)
Person 1 Wall Post: "Uh oh Kobe"
Person 2 Response: "Sorry, but I have to give my support to Ray Allen"
Person 1: "what...I said that cuz he lost. rays my boy stupe."
Person 2: "The way you said, it came out like a Gaga statement; could go either way."

Gaga statement by JusLar June 7, 2010

Fire Blanket Statement 

A statement that is allegedly so self-evidently true that it cannot be argued against, thus extinguishing any debate on the subject under discussion. It is often employed by those that don't understand the issues and don't wish to reveal that ignorance.

"I don't like all this new building in rural areas." "Well, you can't stop progress!" "That's a typical fire blanket statement, just what do you mean by progress?"

"I am against making ID Cards compulsory" "I don't see the problem, if you've nothing to hide, whats the harm?" "Stop using a fire blanket statement, its not about hiding anything, just personal privacy!"

Fire Blanket Statement by Casey1954 February 19, 2009

Was not intended to be a factual statement 

... is the credo of the republican party! The GOP intentionally tells blatant lies and, when caught, responds with their national credo. "This remark was not intended to be a factual statement"

GOP: The world is made up of 98% dead babies!
Person With Brains: That is just not even close to being true!
GOP: Well... That remark was not intended to be a factual statement.
PWB: Then why did you say it?
GOP: We never expected to get caught!
PWB: Then it is a blatant lie!
GOP: Sure, if you look at it that way. We conservatives don't see things that way.
PWB: Um... Yeah... a lie!

Was not intended to be a factual statement by JGuy The Great! May 2, 2011

bold statement

1.A outlandish statement that could possibly become true, but is very very highly unlikely.

2. A given statement that is so highly exaggerated that it is humorous.

Example #1:

Person 1- "Dude, they are just going to hand the offensive schemes over to Will when he gets there."
Person 2- "Thats a bold statement."

Example #2:
Person 1- "I heard James runs that shit University of Georgetown."
Person 2- "Thats a fucking bold statement dude."

bold statement by boldface April 26, 2010

allergen statement 

The allergy warning on the back on anything that really tastes good, but can kill you in minutes.

Allergen Statement: This product contains foods, that many contain other foods, that are processed in a facility that processes foods, that may contain milk, milk products, peanuts, nuts, tree products, plant products, or animals products, which many cause an allergic reaction, to this food, or any other food, that contains food when eaten properly or improperly; call 911 if eaten for food or if not conscious lie still, don't panic and wait until help arrives.

allergen statement by Quido1 December 29, 2009

Wank Statement 

The browsing history of someone who regularly visits web sites with the intent to plunder Percy the pink

After reviewing my wank statement I can see that I have made over 30 deposits this month.

I found your mum on line last week and if I just check my wank statement I can give you the web address.

Wank Statement by Ravey Davey Gravy March 6, 2018

Brown Statement 

Hearing something being said that is personally deemed unworthy, cringy, or outright wrong that it causes you to uncontrollably defecate in your trousers

"the earth is flat"

"That's a downright brown statement now I have to change my pants"

Brown Statement by Jyawn June 3, 2018