When you place both your feet directly above in the two corners of a door cause your dick and balls to hang down. An unsuspecting girl walks in the room, opens up the door and gets hit in the face with the flopping sack and cock, usually causing her to squeal in disgust.
Jim gave Sally a squealing sloth and she bit his dick off.
by Trombone, Rusty February 2, 2007
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The sound of a cop cars sirens, or the sound of a cop eating a donut, or the sound of a cop talking, or the sound of a cop radio.
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a form of vocalism used by metal bands. usually made by inhaleing but sometimes they are exhaled making the users throat vibrate to create the sound of a pig squealing. the most common thing to say while pig squealing is bree.
DUDE! job for a cow boy has crazy pig squeals!!!
by matt duimie August 19, 2008
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a blow job performed by a fat woman
Yo did you guys see what B Hen was up to last night? Marry was totally giving him a squeal job!
by M Bomb September 11, 2007
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This is where you are hitting a girl doggy-style and you are blowing on her butt hole to dry it out. Once you have reached the point of dryness you pull out and with a sharp hard thrust you stick it in her anally and listen to her squeal like a pig.
Sex was getting to ordinary so i turned my girl into a squealing pig
by hotactioncock September 21, 2009
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When a person is so morbidly obese they use a scooter or wheelchair to travel instead of walking.
Careful, squeals on wheels in the crosswalk.
by Jofig October 13, 2015
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the noise made when you get your ring piece rogered by a big retarded inbred banjo playing shit-kicker
you got a real purdy mouth you lil pig squealer.. open up and pray on this
by tartanbeastie February 14, 2004
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