Send that fucking playground extraction specialist to the woodchiper
STAB STAB STAB STAB STAAAAAAAAAB take that you fucking playground extraction specialist
STAB STAB STAB STAB STAAAAAAAAAB take that you fucking playground extraction specialist
by Jd_fan October 6, 2023
occupational title referring to (licensed *LPIN) sexually oriented business professionals that derive monies and/or compensation in exchange for erotic services, sexually arousing, enticing, exciting and/or stimulating another
Gentleman approached me in a bar, offered me a drink and introduced himself. He stated his name and that he was an attorney then inquired as to my profession. I chuckled aloud and informed him that we had a lot in common, that I was a Nocturnal Enticement Specialist and it appeared that we both screwed people for money.
by Maddison Knox November 13, 2008
1. Generic term for an individual who was granted a position because of nepotism, Affirmative Action quotas, job lottery, etc. but has no marketable skills and contributes nothing to the company.
2. A tongue-in–cheek job title born of a combination of two other slang words: “Cable” (An extended (erect) male sex organ) and “Normalization” (The act of returning something to its normal state, in this case, through copulative release).
3. A foreign intelligence operative.
2. A tongue-in–cheek job title born of a combination of two other slang words: “Cable” (An extended (erect) male sex organ) and “Normalization” (The act of returning something to its normal state, in this case, through copulative release).
3. A foreign intelligence operative.
The "Cable Normalization Specialist" decided that rules were over-rated and he could have his six-year-old design the system while he had a beer.
by jmengle December 18, 2015
1. Someone in sales who can't hack it in the private sector
2. Someone who thinks too highly of themselves to be called a public sector salesperson
2. Someone who thinks too highly of themselves to be called a public sector salesperson
Ronnie hates being called a salesperson because she thinks she's better than that, so she calls herself a public sector specialist.
by SithLordDarthBane November 17, 2016
a, colloquially, ‘shrink’
Half a year rolled around, and, the friendly, nice, practically useless ‘specialist’, in inverted commas, telephones, asking what’s been happening?
I respect your avocation of guitar. I respect your avocation of tennis.
I do NOT respect your vocation yet.
I respect your avocation of guitar. I respect your avocation of tennis.
I do NOT respect your vocation yet.
by Anonymous9351 April 23, 2023
a, colloquially, ‘shrink’.
Half a year rolled around and ‘specialist’ in inverted commas
telephones and ask ‘What’s been happening?’
Half a year rolled around and ‘specialist’ in inverted commas
telephones and ask ‘What’s been happening?’
Just tell the ‘specialist’, in inverted commas, paraphrase, ‘I respect your vocations of guitar, and tennis’ yet I do NOT really necessarily respect your vocation, of ‘specialist’, in inverted commas. Sigmund ‘Fraud’ practitioners (the operative word) are like parasites, being fair to parasites.
by Anonymous9351 April 23, 2023
A person who steals items from Walmart then returns items to get gift cards to sell for drugs useally.
Jake does not like to be called a theif or a booster so he has a more professional sounding title, Walmart return specialists.
by jayram1408 August 22, 2020