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Slutmonster 

This chick is an all-out flithy skank. One could definitely score a rim job off this little number. Good for a quick game of hide the salami as long as you double wrap it.
Horn: "Oh man, that chick looks like she would totally let me donkey punch her... what a slutmonster!"
Slutmonster by Red Freeman August 28, 2004

Slutconscious 

Pronounced Slut.con.scious (adjetive)
Sluttiness existing in the mind but not immediately available to consciousness <a slutconscious motive>
- slut·con·scious·ly adverb
- slut·con·scious·ness noun
Tina had a man but in her slutconscious she wanted to suck Dante's dick.
Slutconscious by Soulebrity September 29, 2011

selationship 

A secret relationship involving desire that the two involved do not want to reveal.
Ali is in a selationship with Sam

Stock Solution 

Something of great importance to chemistry experiments
Mike: "What's that?"
Colin: "THE STOCK SOLUTION"
Stock Solution by AlexSol April 13, 2008

bandaid solution 

A solution that doesn't solve the problem, but makes whoever's solution that was just solved feel like it had been solved
bandaid solution is when a person gets a free $100 voucher after falling off the balcony at a mall. The guy is still in hospital, but now he feels like justice was served somehow
bandaid solution by PSloth March 29, 2015

e-solation

The deliberate decision to go on vacation without a laptop computer, no smart phone, and no contact whatsoever with the cyber-world; or to take a break from such contact.
"I can't wait to go on our camping trip!"
"Can you survive roughing it in the middle of nowhere without tweeting or posting on Facebook?"
"You bet! I'm gonna enjoy my e-solation!"
e-solation by MILatino February 28, 2011