N) You smoosh. Go smoosh yourself adj) that good was so smoosh. Look zat the guys hair its so smoosh
by platypus_revenge May 31, 2009
by AManager April 5, 2019
The opposite of Social Distancing, Social Smooshing is the act of maintaining barely-any or no distance between friends, acquaintances, and strangers as the world emerges from the contact-deprived depths of Covid isolation.
Social Smooshing is now mandated at all times in public places, homes, and gatherings of 2 or more people. Be sure to make direct contact for at least 37 seconds with whomever you encounter.
by smebobo January 28, 2021
Rhymes with douche bag, but twice as douchey. Used in places where the use of douche bag may not be appropriate.
by wyobilly307 April 14, 2011
by idunno27 January 7, 2011
When you take a shit right on the hinge of the toilet seat then close it therefore smooshing the shit.
Man that bartender really pissed me off last night so I went to the bathroom and gave it a good ol push and smoosh.
by Bgdck123 July 26, 2020
the act of two guy's fucking each other in the ass at the same time. very hard to do and only the well endowed can do it.
damn dude mike and adam asked me if i like to smoosh, after i told them yes they let me join in on the fun.
by bad andy hasselhoff June 20, 2006