screwing the nail

When someone is using an object in its unintended way

(ref. You can't screw a nail)

Sam: "Is this how I'm supposed to use it?"
Oliver: "No man, you're screwing the nail!"

screwing the nail by TheWilley September 30, 2018

screwing it down 

To speed, to drive to excess, to exceed the speed limit. Screwing the gas pedal to the floor.

Screwing it down a bit, weren't you boys?

screwing it down by GliveCo February 23, 2019

screwing 

shmexs
what else would it mean?
i mean yeah screwing stuff in to a wall i guess

"I was on my period whilst he was screwing me, when he pulled out it was red and white, so i gave him a Russian Popsicle to make up for the mess"

screwing by not-a-racist December 19, 2022

Screwing with Reality 

Someone is lying to another person in a very sarcastic way. Usually, it is obvious that the other person is lying.

Hey man, I heard that you are making out with my girlfriend. That's not cool!
Noooooooo I would never do that dude!
Man, are you screwing with reality?

Screwing with Reality by AcademicGenius June 25, 2024

Screwing with Reality 

When someone tries to deceive or mislead another person with a sarcastic lie, the attempt is so obvious or poorly executed that the other person immediately recognizes it and calls them out on their nonsense.

Alex: "Yeah, sure, I totally met Beyoncé at the grocery store last night."

Jamie: "Right, because Beyoncé does her own grocery shopping. Stop screwing with reality, Alex."

Screwing with Reality by AcademicGenius June 25, 2024

scretin

a derogatory term to describe somebody of a different race

"yooo look at that scretin"

scretin by scretin April 30, 2026

cold screwing 

When someone passes their cold onto you.

"Bob is cold screwing everyone around the office, what a dick for not using sick time"

cold screwing by Maximuscrates December 6, 2016