The Rectangle

The best vehicle in the world. It runs at the great speed of 0.1 mile per hour and can climb at any angle or even drive upside down. It flies, it swims, it's the Rectangle! It can grant up to 3 wishes. It is usually driven by a granny. They live in Wengen, Switzerland.

I saw the Rectangle in Wengen last week.
The Rectangle granted me a wish, it's awesome.

by vialeex December 29, 2017

Rectangled

When you are in Nesset and you are over 10 beers.

Yo Nuefer, I was rectangled last night after banging Allie buggan

I was tangie last night Bucky

by FERDABEER May 20, 2025

Rectangling

When you hit 4 rockets at one person at the same time.

Example of rectangling: Mad, kv, kim, and ki rectangled the poop out of bdvjco.

by theoneandonlykv June 27, 2021

rectangle knot

rectangle knot

rectangle knot ; not for cunts

by weebus oniibus January 6, 2020

blue glowing rectangle

It's what old people call phones

Old Guy : These kids & their blue glowing rectangles

by CookedCookie May 3, 2022

Rectangled Babysitter

A rectangular device, most commonly a smartphone or an iPad, that is given to young children to keep them occupied so they don't annoy their parents while they drink.

"Come down to the pub and have a few beers?"
"Nah I can't, I'm looking after the young fella."
"Just bring him and down with the Rectangled Babysitter."
"Genius, see you in 20".

by swollen_member September 28, 2022

rectangle sam

a badly rolled joint, as opposed to being round, it is rectangular.

"damn! that kid sucks at rolling! i dont want no rectangle sam!"

by D.N.N. November 10, 2007