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Rectangle Ass 

The result of sitting on an uncomfortable chair (wood, office, bleacher) for an extended period of time. Usually prefaced by the term "case of" as if it were a condition or a disease.
I had so much work at the office today that I didn't get a lunch and when I got up to leave, I had a horrible case of rectangle ass.
Rectangle Ass by captainbone February 15, 2017
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golden rectangle 

The Golden Rectangle is when a chick gives you a golden shower in a Geometry classroom.
Sara is such a whore. She gave me a golden rectangle in geometry class after school.
golden rectangle by arcoladave November 13, 2013
1) A word meaning "I am an illiterate moron who cant type"

2) Four regular lines brought together to make a new awesome shape! The elongated square!

3) When 4 or more people who frequent a chat site are chatting together at one time.
1) How do you draw a regtangle?

2) Thats not a long square, its a regtangle!

3)

user1: Hi
user2: Hey
user3: Sup?
user4: OMG! A Regtangle!
regtangle by Idiocracy13 February 10, 2012
You better recognize DJ Rectangle!
Rectangle by B-Drac August 23, 2003

Pocket-rectangle 

a code name for phone, usually used in a case where you are carrying your phone around when it is banned.
This isn't a phone, it's a pocket-rectangle.
Pocket-rectangle by vernica May 9, 2017

rectangle sam

a badly rolled joint, as opposed to being round, it is rectangular.
"damn! that kid sucks at rolling! i dont want no rectangle sam!"
rectangle sam by D.N.N. November 10, 2007

rectangle knot 

rectangle knot ; not for cunts
rectangle knot by weebus oniibus January 6, 2020