Professor 

Someone who talks in someone else's sleep.

Why does Professor Connolly always put on a video right after I eat lunch?

Professor by Sjconnolly August 22, 2008

Profesor Kerch 

An old man who teaches Spanish at an intermediate level. Hair grows out his ears and nose and everywhere. Kerch is very old and prefers cheesy sayings such as "Bite the bullet", "Minus participation", "Kick you in the you-know-what". Kerches have white guinea pigs named Snowball and don't live in the same state that it teaches in. Includes a very low, monotone voice that drills into your head the various preterite forms of dormir.

1. That Profesor Kerch is old and senile and always marks me down on participation.

2. A Profesor Kerch flies back and forth between California, Arizona, and Nicaragua on a weekly basis.

Profesor Kerch by Lucas Tandy February 11, 2009

Professor Membrane 

Professor Membrane is an awesome scientist in the best show ever to come out of Nickelodeon, "Invader Zim". He is the father of Dib (Zim's arch-nemesis) and Gaz. Unfortunately since evil Nickelodeon cancelled the show we will never find out more about this eccentric randomly yelling scientist guy. Professor Membrane is also know for the creation of "Super toast" which sounds pretty awesome to me.

"Not now son, I'm making TOAST!" -Professor Membrane (exclaiming to Dib)

Professor Membrane by invader_adie October 22, 2009

Professor Wikipedia 

A term used by college students to save some embarrassment of telling their professor that they used wikipedia as a source

"Did you hear MAx's excuse for his bad bibliography?"
"No, what'd he put?"
"He listed a Professor Wikipedia lecture on chemistry as one of his sources!"
"Wow. What a lame excuse. The teacher won't buy it."

Professor Wikipedia by Maudlin La An May 4, 2010

Professor response 

(n) A type of response in which the sender types a long, formal and neat e-mail, only to get an extremely brief response.

The student, or sender's email:
Dear Professor, regarding your current work of study, I recently discovered that your field of work has been a long-time academic interest of mine. I know that you are a busy man, but would it be rude of me to inquire if there was any type of research or assistance that a student could possibly involve him or herself with? If not, I would completely understand. However, please note my current grades and classes would prove as ample evidence as to my worth.
Sincerely, John Doe (#555555555)

The professor response:
see me

Professor response by yuudachi January 11, 2011

Facebook Professor 

A dingus (male or female) that thinks because they like science pages and share their posts, that they have a PhD from Facebook University.

Okay bruh we get it that Bill Nye is cool, No need to be a Facebook Professor about it.

Facebook Professor by Butholeman September 10, 2015

Professor Umbridge 

That bastard that should've been arrested for child endangerment in the fifth Harry Potter book (Order of the Phoenix)

Professor Umbridge is the only person you want dead more than Voldemort.

Professor Umbridge by hufflepuff07 March 20, 2017