payment in pink

Hailey: You got drugs?
Anthony: Yeah, you buying?
Hailey: I actually don't have any money.
Anthony: So.. Payment in pink then?
Hailey: I'll head over to your place now.

by Carnalcongress October 5, 2016

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testimony payments

Regularly-doled-out amounts of cash paid to someone as reimbursement for his "cooperative" court-related actions, either for his providing false/exaggerated trial-statements to make the cases run in favor of the "benefactor", or as "hush money" to KEEP the person FROM testifying AGAINST his "benefactor".

A couple months ago I was a witness to a shoplifting where the police were called, so I secretly spoke with the thieves and offered to keep quiet about what I'd seen if they would each slip me fifty bucks a month for the next three years. They willingly agreed, but as of now I have yet to receive one red cent of my promised testimony payments.

by QuacksO December 25, 2018

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defurred loan-payment

Refers to a situation in yer financial life where --- either self-imposed or by agreement with your lender --- you refrain from haircuts and/or shaving until you've settled a debt.

Defurred loan-payment plans will often specify both beards and scalp-hair, so dat said agreements can be gender-neutral --- as we all know, dudes and gals tend to have largely-opposite situations when it comes to cranial-foliage. In other words, ladies don't usually grow significant beards, of course, but their head-hair does tend to keep growing fairly rapidly, even as they become older. Aging guys, on da other hand, tend to go bald "up top" but grow humongous whiskers, so a lender's contract specifying "no razors or scissors" pretty much "covers everything" for both genders, if you'll pardon da pun. :P

by QuacksO March 2, 2021

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Payment Clause

I already told you.

Hym 😑☝️ "Payment Clause: You will pay me a value of X that cannot ever = 0. Meaning you pay whatever I spend, regardless of the cost, in perpetuity. I will allow (and I offered this earlier) you to assign me an accountant to manager my finances. You are barred from doing anything that would constitute 'Un-paying' me. Lawsuits, Taxes, and fees are all exempted by the exemption clause. No restrictions. No conditions."

by Hym Iam July 14, 2025

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