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short payment

A partial payment that is less than the total invoiced amount due to reasons like disputes, errors, or unapproved discounts.
To gracefully handle a short payment, verify the discrepancy, then promptly and professionally contact the client to understand the reason for the short payment. Based on their explanation, work with them to find a mutually agreeable solution, such as a payment plan or a future credit.
short payment by A. Patmos November 23, 2025

defurred loan-payment 

Refers to a situation in yer financial life where --- either self-imposed or by agreement with your lender --- you refrain from haircuts and/or shaving until you've settled a debt.
Defurred loan-payment plans will often specify both beards and scalp-hair, so dat said agreements can be gender-neutral --- as we all know, dudes and gals tend to have largely-opposite situations when it comes to cranial-foliage. In other words, ladies don't usually grow significant beards, of course, but their head-hair does tend to keep growing fairly rapidly, even as they become older. Aging guys, on da other hand, tend to go bald "up top" but grow humongous whiskers, so a lender's contract specifying "no razors or scissors" pretty much "covers everything" for both genders, if you'll pardon da pun. :P

up-front payment

Standard meaning of pre-reimbursement aside, can refer to either:
(1) a buxom chick's letting you "squeeze theeze" as recompense for your performing one or more tasks for her, or

(2) dough dat you're obliged to shell out in order to be allowed to "pleasure yer paws" wif said bountiful baby-feeders.
Dudes, you should always be wary if a hot curvy number either requests or offers "up-front payment", as this can signal dat she secretly has no intention of actually "delivering da goods" on either side of da equation --- i.e., she may either get you to pay her for touchy-feely privileges but then never actually undo her bra, or she may get you to perform whatever difficult/yucky task dat she is offering you chest-access as a reward for, but then either deny dat she ever agreed to said "exchange", suddenly claim to have "gotten religion" and thus cannot allow you to touch her titties "in good conscience", or simply "pull a disappearing act" after said task is completed before you even have a chance to ask for your promised reward!
up-front payment by QuacksO April 20, 2026

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!!!!!If A Human Passes By Before Thought Of Payment Then They Are Processing A Keyword Needed To Solve A Goddamunylu Case!!!!! 

!!!!!If A Human Passes By Before Thought Of Payment Then They Are Processing A Keyword Needed To Solve A Goddamunylu Case!!!!!
!!!!!If A Human Passes By Before Thought Of Payment Then They Are Processing A Keyword Needed To Solve A Goddamunylu Case!!!!!

pussy payments 

(noun) An arrangement between a man and a woman who are dating or are good friends in which case the woman trades her man sex in exchange for goods or services. Such an arrangement is also mereferred to as hoing, whoring, prostituting, etc.
Nikki was talking to his grandma, and was telling her about the arrangement he and his true love Betsy had as far as pussy payments were concerned. Rolling her eyes as she began, Grandma told him, "Grandson, you about stupid as all hell. 'Pussy payments'? Humphhh, child, that's just plain ol' whoring, Mr. Two Degrees".
pussy payments by Nikki Stixx August 21, 2020