The "Rude witty" is when, in order to end a conversation or argument, one pulls their pants down, turns around, and bends over to reveal their buttcheeks, after which they start to drum the William Tell overture on both cheeks.
There is also the extreme edition, which is where one farts the brass sections of the song, and manages to finish the entire piece before the other person walks off.
There is also the extreme edition, which is where one farts the brass sections of the song, and manages to finish the entire piece before the other person walks off.
Right when my boss was about to fire me, I broke out the full extreme edition of the rude witty, and left the office with dignity.
by Cap'n Derp July 4, 2011
by Fritter11 June 24, 2015
Someone who can think of and make a joke very quickly. The same as "quick-witted," but one less letter.
by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) August 9, 2019
facebook page wittypretty2012
basically a page devoted to life as a woman....and created to be a way for women to vent anonymously about things they love and hate....possibly offensive twisted humor...
not intended to offend/please anyone but to make light of the not so easy situations while creating some laughter
you can post pics links whatever isn't directly offensive related to race, weight, culture or aimed at weakening anyones self esteem....
basically a page devoted to life as a woman....and created to be a way for women to vent anonymously about things they love and hate....possibly offensive twisted humor...
not intended to offend/please anyone but to make light of the not so easy situations while creating some laughter
you can post pics links whatever isn't directly offensive related to race, weight, culture or aimed at weakening anyones self esteem....
by witty1pretty2 March 8, 2012
witty._.nf is a Witt Lowry and NF fanpage on Instagram, who has over 1,000 followers. Some people claim this account is their favorite. The owner of this account is a female. This account is a really awesome account to find daily Witt Lowry and NF content!
Person 1: woah! have you checked out witty._.nf on instagram??
Person 2: no, i haven’t! maybe i should!
Person 1: totally! such a great account!
Person 2: no, i haven’t! maybe i should!
Person 1: totally! such a great account!
by ackbitch July 23, 2019
discord mod- hello slaves
future kitten- thats very shitty witty UwU..
discord mod- fuck, thats hot, give head
future kitten- ues ples
future kitten- thats very shitty witty UwU..
discord mod- fuck, thats hot, give head
future kitten- ues ples
by MEI BO BO BEAR April 25, 2022
A word that means someone is funny, without spending several hours rehearsing and writing jokes. It’s a fine art for all who can bare the title.
Also somewhat commonly a word used in internet usernames, as to say “haha look im witty”
Also somewhat commonly a word used in internet usernames, as to say “haha look im witty”
by funkytowndweller May 20, 2022