Peculiar sub-species of Homo Sapiens, known for its ugliness and garolousness. The typical Scottish 'person' will exhibit excessive amounts of freckles, hair ranging from dark ginger to fair ginger and display a penchant for wearing either a woolen skirt with no underwear to show off their non-existent bollocks or (lately) shiny designer sportswear bought on the cheap from the back of a van. The last point is pertinent as this species is renowned for its tightness- although one can assume that it is neccessary if one is to spend all their money on cheap booze.
Apart from this, they exhibit a preference for eating sheeps intestines with a side order of chips with salt and vinegar-oops, my bad- salt with chips and vinegar. This can be substituted with anything deep fried, such as mars bars and bannanas.
Their means of communication is by manipulating vocal chords with phlegm and some form of internal biological sandpaper to produce a harsh sound that can best be described as magpie meets jackhammer. Their musical tastes are similiarly harsh and extended exposure would cause most normal humans to have a brain hammeorage.
If one is spotted on the street, it is advisable to keep one distance as the creature is a) inebriated+on heroin and b) suffering from a massive inferiority complex bought about by its crudeness and lack of social skills, which causes extreme xenophobia and the likelihood of ass-raping any species not of its own genre.
Apart from this, they exhibit a preference for eating sheeps intestines with a side order of chips with salt and vinegar-oops, my bad- salt with chips and vinegar. This can be substituted with anything deep fried, such as mars bars and bannanas.
Their means of communication is by manipulating vocal chords with phlegm and some form of internal biological sandpaper to produce a harsh sound that can best be described as magpie meets jackhammer. Their musical tastes are similiarly harsh and extended exposure would cause most normal humans to have a brain hammeorage.
If one is spotted on the street, it is advisable to keep one distance as the creature is a) inebriated+on heroin and b) suffering from a massive inferiority complex bought about by its crudeness and lack of social skills, which causes extreme xenophobia and the likelihood of ass-raping any species not of its own genre.
Human 1: I saw this strange red haired creature yesterday. It smelled like a distillery and was attempting to ass-rape a sheep whilst emitting strange nasal grunts
Human 2: Oh, it was probably a Scottish man trying to score some haggis
Human 2: Oh, it was probably a Scottish man trying to score some haggis
by Alistair McDonald August 18, 2008
A bunch of Irish Warriors who got lost,and settled north of Hadrians Wall later assimilated lots of blue painted guys(Picts,not smurfs!)
There are two types of people in this world.
1. Scottish.
2. People who want to be.
There are two types of people in this world.
1. Scottish.
2. People who want to be.
by august22 December 11, 2016
An obsolete term given to a person originally from Scotland, but due to a referendum, said person is now referred to as British.
Remember when the Scottish had some pride and passion? Shame they were spineless, couldn't stand up for themselves and succumb to being British.
by flyingbritsman October 1, 2014
Noun, adj.
Generally used outside of Scotland as a gentle way of describing a drunk, job-less, aggressive, half-crazy football supporter with a horrible accent coming from the north who thinks he's the shit.
Within Scotland, used synonymously with pride, strength, health, honor and decency. Something everybody knows the Scots for, obviously, not head butts and heroin addiction.
Scottish may also be used to describe an excessively stupid act: "stop acting so scottish and put that needle down man!"
Do not confuse with Chav, which, while it is an equally repulsive animal, comes from Kent and Essex, not Glasgow. However, Chav and Scot are not mutually exclusive.
Scottish may be used to describe a fat person who deep-fries chocolate, or someone who wouldn't spare a penny to save his dying grand-mother.
Generally used outside of Scotland as a gentle way of describing a drunk, job-less, aggressive, half-crazy football supporter with a horrible accent coming from the north who thinks he's the shit.
Within Scotland, used synonymously with pride, strength, health, honor and decency. Something everybody knows the Scots for, obviously, not head butts and heroin addiction.
Scottish may also be used to describe an excessively stupid act: "stop acting so scottish and put that needle down man!"
Do not confuse with Chav, which, while it is an equally repulsive animal, comes from Kent and Essex, not Glasgow. However, Chav and Scot are not mutually exclusive.
Scottish may be used to describe a fat person who deep-fries chocolate, or someone who wouldn't spare a penny to save his dying grand-mother.
I can't believe I just saw this fat, drunk, aggressive, half-crazy, skirt-wearing, money grabbing, heroin addicted, job-less football supporter choke on that deep fried mars bar!! He looks really proud of himself too. He must be Scottish.
by polishimmigrant February 14, 2011
A bunch of unemployed, heroin-addicted, deep-fried mars bar scoffing, orange-haired sectarian scum from the North of Hadrian's Wall.
Famous Scottish military victories include Bannockburn and the time they stole the goalposts and pitch from Wembley in 1977.
Famous Scottish military defeats are too numerous to mention, but the English handed out every one of those shoeings over numerous centuries.
Famous Scottish military defeats are too numerous to mention, but the English handed out every one of those shoeings over numerous centuries.
by TimmyTheTroll May 12, 2009
by welsh ninjas July 23, 2006
Sublanguage; when someone speaks a version of English with slight mumbles and slurs with unnecessary speed at times.
by Spine4you November 2, 2009