Afternoon Delight is a blowjob a guy gets in the afternoon.
I went to the library this afternoon and another cadet gave me a blowjob in the restroom -- I said "Thank you for your service" after my Afternoon Delight!
by USAF Cadet November 13, 2020
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n. the sex act (fucking)

Up until about 1950 in small town America, business and shops often closed for lunch from 12 to 2 and the merchant (man) went home for lunch. It didn't take two hours to eat, so a little afternoon delight became a part of the routine between 12 and 2.
Honey, have dinner (as the noon meal was called then) on the table when I get there. We're gonna eat fast and spend the rest of the time in a little afternoon delight.
by Richard Black April 20, 2005
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A brand of marijuana favored by Uncle Oscar from Arrested Development.
Michael: Maybe give her a little... Afternoon delight.
Oscar: The only question is, which way do I try to get it into her?
Michael: I don't want to know the details!
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A gentleman's afternoon is the ideal afternoon away from family and work for a gentleman. Activities including dining, love making, taking tea, reclining, being entertained, dozing, misbehaving in private, self-indulging, socialising with select friends and confidants would all be possible.
Joe decided that he had far superseded expectations at work and that it was high time he took a gentleman's afternoon.
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Someone that is not a morning person or night person. Someone that thrives in the afternoon. Is too tired to be productive in the morning and too sleepy to be productive at night.
I hate mornings and at night i am sleepy af , so I guess I am an afternoon owl.
by Mmmmmmm whatcha say March 10, 2022
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2:12 PM
I'll be around mid-afternoon, so expect me to arrive at 2:12 PM
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