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Nordic Screens 

Norwegian Youtube Network that censors critism against their members with Copyright strikes
Nordic Screens by LimeyIsCrazy July 10, 2017

Nordic skiing 

Nordic skiing, aka undoubtedly

the hardest winter sport that not only requires top physical condition but also the mental capacity to suffer year round.

Nordic skiers choose a life of uphill skiing to maximize their short time on earth. They suffer year round and hold competitions to see who can suffer the best in front of crowds of parents (North America) or adoring fans (Europe). When not actively suffering, Nordic skiers agonize whether they are suffering too little. If one is not tough enough to handle this, perhaps they should embrace the advent of a chairlift.

While most skiers tend to act gay in nature, they are actually straight and enjoy a good fuck with their ski friends of the opposite sex.

The male skiers are generally ripped because of their peak physical condition, and have huge dicks, much bigger than basketball players.

They girls are almost as hot as dancers and volleyball girls, but they have the best asses out of all sports.

Anyone who talks trash about cross country skiing either hasn’t done it, or tried and failed so they quit because they don’t have the skills or brains required to be fast.
« Man Nordic skiing is so cool it’s such a hard sport and they are so good at sex »
Nordic skiing by Ski man 1234 February 6, 2020

Nordic Pony

A generously sized phallus with superb blonde pubic hair that would cause anyone making direct eye contact to cry and begin to unexplainably slow dance in place.
Gary has a magnificent Nordic Pony! Why am I now slow dancing by myself?
Nordic Pony by Gator6977 August 23, 2020

Nordic Union 

A collection of nordic and scandinavian countries working together in unity
I had to hide, so i went to the Nordic Union!

nordic tickler 

The northern climate utensil that is undeniable by the ladies in throws of passion!
Until her loins were warmed by the Nordic tickler there was a real chance of frostbite.
nordic tickler by Knuckle’s October 2, 2022

Nordic waffle 

Slang for a Scandinavian ladies under bits.
"I'm not really a breakfast in bed person, but I do enjoy waking up and having Freja's Nordic Waffle "
Nordic waffle by Mickey Behr November 10, 2022