When a woman is giving a dude a blowjob, but she's not doing it very well, so he yanks it out of her mouth, bends in half, and sucks himself off right in front of her.
Monica Lewinski was really upset when she was blowing Bill Clinton and he got impatient and showed her the Nantucket Surprise! Cigar smoker alright ... and I heard he DID "inhale".
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When you're at a bar in New England, you pick up a broad and bring her home for sex, only to find out she's been tucking the goods between 'her' legs all night.

Yo, that bitch was Nantucket Basketing the whole time!
by Balogna and Stupid November 7, 2007
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The place you go when you get hit so hard you skip Dunkalavainia and go straight to the Nantucket Bucket
Jock 1:Yo, did you catch the game last night?
Jock 2: Yea, did you see when Jock 3 got hit so hard he went to the Nantucket Bucket?
by The ‘High’ Cleric March 25, 2020
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A phrase used when fuckit it's enought and you're really pissed about it. Somtimes Fuckit is repeated twice.
Ugh, I Just stubbed my toe! Fuckit Nantucket!

Fuckit Fuckit Nantucket, I got an F on the midterm.
by Lilith Rosette March 24, 2017
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A crap that blocks the toilet and takes multiple flushes to go down
Me, oh damn that Nantucket Nugget felt good

Dad, I hope you cleaned up the mess

Me, yeah it's all good
by The Fleminator October 25, 2018
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When you are fuking a fat chick from behind and at the same time sticking a harpoon handle up her ass. THEN after whaling away for a while you pull the handle out, she has explosive diarrhea all over you and THEN you yell out:

THERE SHE BLOWS LADDIE!!!!!
Dude what’s that smell?”

Sorry I got some Nantucket Fudge last night.”
by MartyKnucks October 12, 2022
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If you're fucking your woman from behind, right as you're about to cum you karate chop the back of her neck to render her unconscious and thereby causing a contraction of her vagina which adds to your pleasure. The key to yell "Hiya!" right at the point you administer the karate chop.
Dude, I gave your sister the Nantucket Ninja last night and not only did I have the best orgasm of my life, but she doesn't remember a thing!
by Graham Rayburn February 17, 2008
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