muff

Well kept and neatly groomed small patch of hair above a woman's vagina. Muff is not a bush which it is commonly mistaken for. A bush is when a female lets her pubic hair grow out of control and untamed.

The hottest girls upkeep their muff by shaving thier vagina daily.

by Muffe May 08, 2006

muff

after having anal sex with a girl, cum in her asshole and suck it out

i would so muff jessica alba

by 69party in my pants69 June 30, 2008

muff

refered to when some one is in a bad mood or being an asshole. there are stages of muff as well ranging from one to seven, seven being the worst stage of beign a pussy or being pissed off:
1. shaved muff
2. prickly muff

3. flowing muff
4. golden flowing
5. tangled muff
6. puffy muff
7. jungled muff.

guy: hey man shut the hell up.
other guy: hey man your muffs just tangled because i fucked your girlfriend.

by bigfish6969 November 11, 2010

muff

Refering to a larger scaled vagina and or pussy.

Your such a damn muff burger.
Suck my muff.
Blow it muff bag.
etc.

by Maggie smith's anus January 20, 2008

muff

one hairy ass pussy for girls that are gross

john's face was in sally's muff and he got hair on his toungue

by mercury?GANGSTER April 15, 2006

muff

A large hairy, unemployed person with abnormal amounts of body hair. Is able to grow beards over night and grow stubble on tongue. The Muff will be able to sustain a heavy amounts of alcohol and protein shakes.

Josh is the mighty king of all Muffs. Peace x

by "Beaver" n STEVE June 24, 2007

muff

A Combination of "Messed Up" and "Fucked up"

I was going to sink that 3-pointer but I Muffed up.

by Muff-Diver July 15, 2003