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Military SO 

Military SO means Military significant other.
A Military SO is the girlfriend/boyfriend/wife/husband of an individual in any branch of any Military.

There is no higher civilian level of badassery.

To be a military SO (besides having a significant other in the military) you must:
-be able to survive a long distance relationship.
-be able to go for long periods of time without sexual intercourse.
-forgive any forgotten special dates.
-forgive lack of contact.
-have decent handwriting (for letters).
-have Skype (or any other video-chat service)
-have a charged phone on your person at all times (for unexpected calls or texts from your SO).
-be strong.
-be a badass.
Don't mess with her, she's a military SO.
Your point?
Her boyfriend can crush you with no effort.
Oh...
Military SO by JacquiM June 15, 2012
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military industrial complex 

Assholes that run our world by making wars and pulling profit of this permanent war economy
Ex : Iraqi invasion is fault of the Military Industrial Complex

Military Gun Call 

A way to signal to other military verterans that you were in the military. You shoot near them to let them know. It is a majestic sound originally used in Russia during WWII.
He gave the Military Gun Call and then I knew he was a veteran too.

Private military company (PMC)

A private company consisting of highly-trained soldiers of former military special forces such as British SAS or U.S. Delta Force, that are hired by corporations all over the world to provide VIP protection details and are responsible for foreign intelligence, maritime reconnaissance, and guerilla warfare.
A PMC was deployed to Russia yesterday.

Military Mafia 

The Military Mafia is a gang which is comprised of hardened war veterans which engage in organized criminal activity. They specialize in murder for hire, extortion, high risk armed robberies, sophisticated burglaries as well as narcotics & firearms trafficking. They are currently operating in New York, Los Angeles, Las Vegas, Miami, Atlanta, Savannah, St. Louis, Detroit, Chicago, and Houston.

Members that represent this gang are expected to maintain military like discipline, appearance, and keep up to date with training in hand to hand combat, weapons, explosives, intelligence/counter intelligence , communications, medical skills, Urban Warfare tactics, and Close Quarters Battle skills.

They do allow non-military personnel into there ranks as soldiers but they too are expected to be trained and work under a former military crew leader. They must have been involved with current members (criminally) prior to their enlistment into the gang.

Ranks include:
Associate-----Low Ranking Soldier
Solider--------Soldier
Cpl-Of-Guard-Leader of team of Associates
Sgt-At-Arms--Leader of team of Soldiers
Captain-------Leader of 2 Crews of Sgt/Cpl and teams
Boss-----------Engages in business operations
Yo I heard Carlos shipment got licked??!?? Word them Military Mafia mother fucka's did him dirty.

OSMW - Overly Sensitive Military Wife

1:

a: Woman married to someone in the military that reports pictures, pages and posts that Soldiers/ Marines/ Airmen/ Seamen(Sailor) put on a social networking site to entertain themselves while deployed.

2:

a : Woman married to someone in the military that is overly passionate about things others write or say and obsesses over proving their point to the point where they look stupid.

b : Woman married to someone in the military associated with copious amounts of drama, signs include talking about a specific person behind their back after they've been trusted, singling out another woman to get "even", and calling whore, slut, ho whenever they get a chance.

c : A product of marrying someone in the military and confuses this with being IN the military

See Verb: OSMW-ing

3:

a: The process of becoming OVERLY passionate about a topic or subject related to the military or a military member, to the point of insane emotional outbursts.
An OSMW - Overly Sensitive Military Wife is someone who:

A) Sits at home and pops out babies while never getting a job. Resulting in = dependopotomousness.

B) Rocks her husbands dog tags... daily.

C) Rocks a Brag Bag ... daily.

D) A Twinkie eater.
1: A government department (s) charged with defence of national borders.

2: Members of the Military department (forces).

3: An armed government department employed to ensure security and home and abroad.

4: An armed force used to subdue or oppress groups which oppose governmental policy at home or abroad.

5: A designation which bestows virtual sainthood in some cultures.
examples of Military departments are , the Army, The Navy, The Airforce.
military by daebh September 1, 2013